Definitions by C L G

Puntup 

Can be a boozer, a shop or a brothel amongst other things. Basically, anywhere that punters go.

"Harry... Why are you so drunk?"
"OH! HI, MEGMOG! HAHA!!! I'VE JUST BEEN TO A PUNTUP!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
"I sometimes wonder if marrying you is even worth the money..."

Puntup by C L G March 24, 2020

Carfark 

When a carpark is too far away from the place the carpark is for, it's known as a Carfark.

"I can barely even see the shop from where we're parked... You'd think we would get better treatment than this."
"What a Carfark! AM I RIGHT, MEG???"
"... No. Just no."

Carfark by C L G March 24, 2020

Red Sign 

When you are conned into signing a deal that is worse for you than the other member of the document.

“Ha! You're over. That deal you just signed gives me full power over your company!”
“Damn. I can't believe you just gave me the red sign...”

Red Sign by C L G March 24, 2020

49 Shades of Grey

When you go to a furniture/carpet/flooring store and they don't have the item in the shade of grey you wanted, the store is '49 Shades Of Grey'.

"I really like darker greys... This store is terrible. It's 49 Shades of Grey, if you get what I mean."

49 Shades of Grey by C L G March 24, 2020

50 Shades Of May 

Derived from Ex-British Prime Minister, Theresa May. When a British prime minister enjoys the practice of BDSM.

50 Shades Of May extract:
"Before I know it, Donald's got both of my hands in his orange grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wheat field gate using his tiny hand … His other small hand grabs my short hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his crusty lips are on mine …"

50 Shades Of May by C L G March 24, 2020

UrBanned Dictionary

When your Urban Dictionary account is suspended.

"Hey, why haven't you posted on Urban Dictionary for a while?"
"Oh, sorry. I got UrBanned Dictionary."

UrBanned Dictionary by C L G March 18, 2020

Sexy Penny 

Just like a Pretty Penny means a big amount of money, a Sexy Penny means an absolutely enormous amount of money, usually in the tens of millions or above.

Joe : “My Dad just bought a mansion worth £15 million.”
Jenny : “Wow... That's a Sexy Penny.”

Sexy Penny by C L G February 14, 2020