drinking ring

a ring with a noticeably large clear stone (real or fake) placed on the ring finger of the left hand to look like an engagement ring with the purpose of keeping away men at bars

She wore her drinking ring to the bar to keep the erieites from hitting on her

by c March 04, 2005

off the bridge

Out of control, outrageously fun.

See off the hook and off the chain.

"Chuckles is off the bridge, son!"

by C February 21, 2004

stroke the dog through the letterbox

stroke the dog through the letterbox
(euph). to slide your hand down the
front of a lady's knickers.

I had to stroke the dog through the letterbox to tide her over.

by C February 24, 2004

jhorts

Short for Jean Shorts.

Did you see that Radio was kicking a pair of white jhorts at the frat house the other day?

by C February 04, 2005

jizziotherapy

jizziotherapy (n). A three minute
one-handed massage that relieves
stiffness for up to half an hour.

I had to go to the rub and tug for some jizziotherapy last night.

by C February 24, 2004

The Strokes

A brilliant band who brought about the garage punk/rock revolution. Ahh... The Strokes are not British.

Julian Casablancas is the fucking bomb!

by C December 13, 2003

fancy wank

fancy wank (v). To use an ugly bird's
fanny to save wear and tear on
your hand.

Last night he went out the club and had himself a fancy wank.

by C February 24, 2004