C's definitions

cones are out

cones are out (euph). ie, only one
lane in use. ragweek. (cf. period)

Man 1: What's wrong with him?
Man 2: Cones are out.
Man 1: Poor sod.

by C February 24, 2004

Ssangyong

Small manufacturer of Korean cars that was at one point owned by Daewoo but is currently independent. Ssangyong, meaning "Twin Dragons" produces the ultra-luxurious Chairman Sedan, based on the Mercedes E Class, the uniquely styled Rexton SUV, the ubiquitious Musso, and the jeep like Korando. The company does not market in the US but has sales in Europe and Asia.

Ssangyong asserted it's independence from Daewoo following the troubled Korean automakers bankruptcy.

by C February 5, 2004

Strobe-light honey

A girl that looks great in a dark club under strobe-lighting but is a different story under normal lighting

I hooked up at X-club with this chick but when we met the next day she turned out to be a strobe-light honey.

by C April 23, 2005

gollum

a strange midget resembaling peter stamp who gets pleasure from stroking his ring.

hey pete what u doin,.......ARGHH PUT IT AWAY!

by C January 9, 2004

Halle Berry

The only reason I watched Monster's Ball (twice).

Halle Berry is the only reason I watched Monster's Ball (twice).

by C August 29, 2003

woodpecker

woodpecker (n). a woman who performs
rapid, hands-free horatio. From the
movement of the bird's head as she hammers
your trunk.

She's a real woodpecker.

by C February 24, 2004

forking

The act of sex in missionary position. The woman's legs and the woman's legs (all four approximately parallel) "create" the tines of a fork.

"Men prefer forking, women prefer spooning" he said to me.

They were forking all night long.

by C November 23, 2003