C's definitions

cones are out

cones are out (euph). ie, only one
lane in use. ragweek. (cf. period)

Man 1: What's wrong with him?
Man 2: Cones are out.
Man 1: Poor sod.

by C February 24, 2004

gollum

a strange midget resembaling peter stamp who gets pleasure from stroking his ring.

hey pete what u doin,.......ARGHH PUT IT AWAY!

by C January 9, 2004

beer mugger

beer mugger (n). The man you discover
has hit you over the head and taken
£5 out of your wallet the morning after
you "nip out for a couple of
pints".

The beer mugger got me again last night.

by C February 24, 2004

Frec

Engineering frosh group leader. Invovles painting themselves purple (completely purple) with gentian and slamming a four hundred dollar jacket on the ground while screaming, "you're never going to be a year frosh, you're never going to climb the pole, you're never going to pass 112"

by C October 19, 2003

bugner's eye

Bugner's eye (n). Flapless female
genitalia, resembling Joe Bugner's
closed-up eye in any fight he's ever had.

That fanny I was with last night had a Bugner's eye

by C February 24, 2004

drinking ring

a ring with a noticeably large clear stone (real or fake) placed on the ring finger of the left hand to look like an engagement ring with the purpose of keeping away men at bars

She wore her drinking ring to the bar to keep the erieites from hitting on her

by c March 4, 2005

funny sex terms

Hot Mike-The act of crossing you legs indian style and being able to do a handstand at the same time while taking a shit and letting it roll down your back and balance the shit on ur neck

Instead of using the bathroom mike gave him self a hot mike to use his shit as entertainment

by C March 15, 2005