fancy wank

fancy wank (v). To use an ugly bird's
fanny to save wear and tear on
your hand.

Last night he went out the club and had himself a fancy wank.

by C February 24, 2004

cunning linguist

cunning linguist (n). one who's quick with the tongue.

Women love nothing more than a good cunning linguist

by C February 24, 2004

Glasgow salad

Glasgow salad (n). chips.

The neds have Glasgow salad on the side of everything.

by C February 24, 2004

John Ritter

a cool white guy

One of my best friends is a John Ritter.

by C March 28, 2004

cheapies

cheapies (n). Schoolboy sexual thrills.

"Miss Pollard bent down to pick
up the chalk giving William his cheapies."
( from 'William stirs below' by
Richmal Compton ).

by C February 24, 2004

point ^

as you walk up to some one you put your hand on their shoulder and point up. As they look you you walk away in disbelief!

by c February 15, 2003

hore

see: bitch brownnoser


a reference to an asshole who brownnoses to authority (eg. the "boss")

or

"look at that ass fucker, he hores his way up to the top."

by C August 24, 2004