C's definitions

cones are out

cones are out (euph). ie, only one
lane in use. ragweek. (cf. period)

Man 1: What's wrong with him?
Man 2: Cones are out.
Man 1: Poor sod.

by C February 24, 2004

dangermouse

dangermouse (euph). a tampon.

She needs a dangermouse when the cones are out

by C February 24, 2004

docker's tea break

docker's tea break (sim). Descriptive
of something very long.

"Oh, what
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.

by C February 24, 2004

fancy wank

fancy wank (v). To use an ugly bird's
fanny to save wear and tear on
your hand.

Last night he went out the club and had himself a fancy wank.

by C February 24, 2004

full english breakfast

full English breakfast (n). A very
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.

She wanted a quick one this morning, but that was one full English breakfast.

by C February 24, 2004

Glasgow salad

Glasgow salad (n). chips.

The neds have Glasgow salad on the side of everything.

by C February 24, 2004

jizziotherapy

jizziotherapy (n). A three minute
one-handed massage that relieves
stiffness for up to half an hour.

I had to go to the rub and tug for some jizziotherapy last night.

by C February 24, 2004