C's definitions

drinking ring

a ring with a noticeably large clear stone (real or fake) placed on the ring finger of the left hand to look like an engagement ring with the purpose of keeping away men at bars

She wore her drinking ring to the bar to keep the erieites from hitting on her

by c March 4, 2005

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe
(sim). descriptive of the female
equivalent of vinegar strokes.

I knew I had hit the right spot when she was shaking like a flatpack wardrobe

by C February 24, 2004

pisshead's labourer

pisshead's labourer (n). a barman.

I need to see my pisshead's labourer

by C February 24, 2004

porno balls

Testicles that have had their pubic hair either removed or trimmed in an effort to accentuate the size of the penile shaft.

"What the fuck happened to your nut hair," she asked.

"Baby, them's porno balls! Ya gotsta trim the shrubs to make the tree look bigger," I retorted.

"I see. Let's fuck."

by C May 6, 2005

point ^

as you walk up to some one you put your hand on their shoulder and point up. As they look you you walk away in disbelief!

by c February 14, 2003

protestantism

Protestantism stemmed from the Reformation. Protestantism at its most basic is the belief in justification by faith alone, the priesthood of all believers, and the supremecy of the bible. There are countless protestant denominations and none of them can agree on anything beyond that. Some Baptists dislike being labeled Protestants and insist that they are christians while some Anglicans define themselves as Anglo-Catholics. Most Protestants are very decent people and are interested in serving God in the best way possible. Unfortunatly, protestantism has been tainted throughout the years by racism, elitism, anti-semetism, and worst of all, violent anti-catholicism.

Protestatism and Catholicism should get along since they are both worshipping the same God.

by C May 12, 2004

gollum

a strange midget resembaling peter stamp who gets pleasure from stroking his ring.

hey pete what u doin,.......ARGHH PUT IT AWAY!

by C January 9, 2004