ByRd's definitions

erns

The way white white girls trying to be cool pronounce earings.

Upon opening her gift, Jackie exclaimed, "Juicy erns! I wanted these!"

by ByRd December 31, 2006

man thermometer

An instrument used to measure the temperature. This instrument is located between a man's legs and moves up when it is cold and down when it is hot. Although it will not tell the exact temperature, it can tell if it is cold as balls or hot as balls.

1. It's so freaking hot out here that my man thermometer is sticking to my leg.

2. I'm so cold my man thermometer is shriveled up and hurts.

by ByRd December 29, 2007

sucks to be you

when something bad happened to another person, it sucks to be that person

You daddy is in jail for getting you pregnant. sucks to be you.

by byrd June 14, 2004

byrd

my online name

byrd is a bad ass

byrd: <---byrd

by byrd June 16, 2004

facebook stalk

To look at a person's facebook profile in detail to learn more about them and what they are doing. Reading their wall posts and looking at the recent activity.

Do you have to facebook stalk me while I'm right here? It's a little creepy

by ByRd January 4, 2008

hockle

Not north east dialect for spitting. Thats hock a loogie

No one says hockle

by byrd June 17, 2004

donut fest

A gathering of females that involves drinking and a lack of dudes. The oppisite of a sausage fest

As Tom walked in, he realized that it was a donut fest of drunken sorority sluts and formulated a plan to pull off a reverse gang bang.

by ByRd September 9, 2007