Buttered Quayle's definitions

Yeet

To quickly leave, as if in a major rush.

Hey man, I gotta yeet. My mom just texted me and said my brother's in the ER.

by Buttered Quayle April 9, 2019

Wren

A family of small songbirds common in many parts of the continental US.

We have a pair of brown wrens in a bush in our backyard.

by Buttered Quayle May 11, 2020

Dead On Arrival

Used to describe a situation where an electronic device, electrical component, or other functional piece of equipment is purchased secondhand (or in semi rare cases, purchased new) online or in person, only for the consumer to discover that said item was broken or rendered non-functional.

"I bought two of these SSDs, because the first one was DOA. In case you don't know, DOA means dead on arrival, and that's not nice."

by Buttered Quayle February 15, 2023

Bruce Jenner Oil

A term coined by Peg McMinty, referring to automatic (or manual) transmission fluid.

"Alright, we got engine oil on this- oh, this is tranny. Bruce Jenner oil on this side."

by Buttered Quayle November 22, 2021

PMSL

A British texting abbreviation. Unlike the USA who uses LMAO (laughing my ass off), the British use PMSL, which means "Pissed Myself Laughing."

Darnell: Everyone knows 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9. But why DID 7 eat 9?
Chris: I don't know.
Darnell: Because 9 has to have 3 squared meals a day! Hehe... math jokes.
Chris: HAHAHA PMSL

by Buttered Quayle October 17, 2018

Terminator grip

A saying used to describe a grip that is so strong, that the person holding the set item can still hold on, even if they are violently shaken

You've got a Terminator grip on that door handle! I'm surprised you've been able to hold that thing shut for so long!

by Buttered Quayle April 12, 2020

Snatch

1. Perhaps the most vile, horrific word for a woman's vagina.
2. An overused joke in Michael Rosen YouTube Poops.
3. To grab or take something quickly.

1: Man, her snatch was so tight, it took me 10 minutes just to get my dick inside it!
2: Watch YTP: The Michael Rosen Rapid Snatch Expansion by ChickenPika. Holy shit, it's so damn funny.
3: I snatched it from the shelf before anyone else could get it.

by Buttered Quayle January 3, 2019