26 definitions by Buttered Quayle
by Buttered Quayle April 9, 2019
1. Perhaps the most vile, horrific word for a woman's vagina.
2. An overused joke in Michael Rosen YouTube Poops.
3. To grab or take something quickly.
2. An overused joke in Michael Rosen YouTube Poops.
3. To grab or take something quickly.
1: Man, her snatch was so tight, it took me 10 minutes just to get my dick inside it!
2: Watch YTP: The Michael Rosen Rapid Snatch Expansion by ChickenPika. Holy shit, it's so damn funny.
3: I snatched it from the shelf before anyone else could get it.
2: Watch YTP: The Michael Rosen Rapid Snatch Expansion by ChickenPika. Holy shit, it's so damn funny.
3: I snatched it from the shelf before anyone else could get it.
by Buttered Quayle January 3, 2019
A British texting abbreviation. Unlike the USA who uses LMAO (laughing my ass off), the British use PMSL, which means "Pissed Myself Laughing."
Darnell: Everyone knows 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9. But why DID 7 eat 9?
Chris: I don't know.
Darnell: Because 9 has to have 3 squared meals a day! Hehe... math jokes.
Chris: HAHAHA PMSL
Chris: I don't know.
Darnell: Because 9 has to have 3 squared meals a day! Hehe... math jokes.
Chris: HAHAHA PMSL
by Buttered Quayle October 17, 2018
Used to describe a situation where an electronic device, electrical component, or other functional piece of equipment is purchased secondhand (or in semi rare cases, purchased new) online or in person, only for the consumer to discover that said item was broken or rendered non-functional.
"I bought two of these SSDs, because the first one was DOA. In case you don't know, DOA means dead on arrival, and that's not nice."
by Buttered Quayle February 15, 2023
by Buttered Quayle November 22, 2021
Austin: Dude, I need to bleach my eyes!
Chris: Why is that?
Austin: This afternoon, I opened my parents' bedroom door and saw them going at it on their bed!
Chris: *no words*
Chris: Why is that?
Austin: This afternoon, I opened my parents' bedroom door and saw them going at it on their bed!
Chris: *no words*
by Buttered Quayle October 22, 2018
Linear Comedy is telling funny stories that aren't constantly interrupted or sidetracked with random irrelevant jokes.
by Buttered Quayle October 12, 2020