Linear Comedy

Linear Comedy is telling funny stories that aren't constantly interrupted or sidetracked with random irrelevant jokes.

I think that Linear Comedy is a really food method of storytelling.

by Buttered Quayle October 12, 2020

Going at it

Another term for having sex. This can also connect in a sexual way to orgasms, erotica, and more.

Austin: Dude, I need to bleach my eyes!
Chris: Why is that?
Austin: This afternoon, I opened my parents' bedroom door and saw them going at it on their bed!
Chris: *no words*

by Buttered Quayle October 22, 2018

Fluffin' your Muffin

A term used by Killysunt on YouTube; basically means "just fucking with you."

Me: Your cat's dead. Just fluffin' your muffin

by Buttered Quayle April 23, 2019

Dead On Arrival

Used to describe a situation where an electronic device, electrical component, or other functional piece of equipment is purchased secondhand (or in semi rare cases, purchased new) online or in person, only for the consumer to discover that said item was broken or rendered non-functional.

"I bought two of these SSDs, because the first one was DOA. In case you don't know, DOA means dead on arrival, and that's not nice."

by Buttered Quayle February 15, 2023

Karenism

A fake disorder directed to entitled men/women by numerous Redditors. The main symptoms of Karenism are rampant entitlement and anti-vaccine belief.

Your computer doesn't have a virus. The only viruses here are your rampant Karenism and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated (and probably very ugly) children.

by Buttered Quayle May 24, 2020

Yeet

To quickly leave, as if in a major rush.

Hey man, I gotta yeet. My mom just texted me and said my brother's in the ER.

by Buttered Quayle April 09, 2019

Right Out Of The Gate

An idiom meaning "right away," similar to "right off the bat."

Mitch Holthus: TOUCHDOWN!! KAN-SAS CITY! A 106 YARD KICKOFF RETURN RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE! And it's a Houston native to do it!

by Buttered Quayle February 27, 2020