Buttered Quayle's definitions

Linear Comedy

Linear Comedy is telling funny stories that aren't constantly interrupted or sidetracked with random irrelevant jokes.

I think that Linear Comedy is a really food method of storytelling.

by Buttered Quayle October 12, 2020

Wren

A family of small songbirds common in many parts of the continental US.

We have a pair of brown wrens in a bush in our backyard.

by Buttered Quayle May 11, 2020

Snatch

1. Perhaps the most vile, horrific word for a woman's vagina.
2. An overused joke in Michael Rosen YouTube Poops.
3. To grab or take something quickly.

1: Man, her snatch was so tight, it took me 10 minutes just to get my dick inside it!
2: Watch YTP: The Michael Rosen Rapid Snatch Expansion by ChickenPika. Holy shit, it's so damn funny.
3: I snatched it from the shelf before anyone else could get it.

by Buttered Quayle January 3, 2019

Dyke

1. An incredibly rude and derogatory term for a lesbian.
2. A likely misspelling of "Duke." This could be in reference tom Duke University, or the name.

Man, that dyke is such a prick. Always acting so uptight about LGBT rights.

by Buttered Quayle July 2, 2018

PMSL

A British texting abbreviation. Unlike the USA who uses LMAO (laughing my ass off), the British use PMSL, which means "Pissed Myself Laughing."

Darnell: Everyone knows 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9. But why DID 7 eat 9?
Chris: I don't know.
Darnell: Because 9 has to have 3 squared meals a day! Hehe... math jokes.
Chris: HAHAHA PMSL

by Buttered Quayle October 17, 2018

Niche

A niche describes something that an individual has skill or interest in.

Nate: Yeah, I have a niche in voice acting, mostly Vox from Hazbin Hotel.

by Buttered Quayle April 30, 2021

butane lighter

A type of lighter used for a large number of purposes, which range from lighting a cigarette or fuse for a firework, or an act of arson.
The lighter itself can have a trigger or button, and can be in a Zippo-like case. The case can have ink printed or stone engraved art.

The process works by generating a spark after releasing the butane fuel. This creates a blowtorch effect.
If you look closely, you'll see that the ring inside the chamber glows red as the flame gets hotter.

If anything, you're gonna want to use a butane lighter to light fireworks on the 4th.

by Buttered Quayle July 2, 2018