Buttered Quayle's definitions

Right Out Of The Gate

An idiom meaning "right away," similar to "right off the bat."

Mitch Holthus: TOUCHDOWN!! KAN-SAS CITY! A 106 YARD KICKOFF RETURN RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE! And it's a Houston native to do it!

by Buttered Quayle February 27, 2020

Wren

A family of small songbirds common in many parts of the continental US.

We have a pair of brown wrens in a bush in our backyard.

by Buttered Quayle May 11, 2020

Karenism

A fake disorder directed to entitled men/women by numerous Redditors. The main symptoms of Karenism are rampant entitlement and anti-vaccine belief.

Your computer doesn't have a virus. The only viruses here are your rampant Karenism and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated (and probably very ugly) children.

by Buttered Quayle May 23, 2020

Dive in dick-first

1. To get right to the task at hand before anything else happens.

1. Now that that's out of the way, let's skip the middleman and dive in dick-first.

by Buttered Quayle July 18, 2020

H.A.H.A.

Abbreviation for Half-Assed Humor Attempt.

The Error of comedies, if you want more death, try Macbeth. (H.A.H.A.)

by Buttered Quayle July 19, 2020

Gripsack

A gripsack is a tool for ten pin bowlers that, when grasped tightly, emits a powder to help you get better hold on your bowling ball. These are sometimes referred to as a rosin bag.

Mike: Hey, could I use your gripsack?
Jason: Sure, man. Just don't get the powder all over your table.

by Buttered Quayle October 6, 2020

Linear Comedy

Linear Comedy is telling funny stories that aren't constantly interrupted or sidetracked with random irrelevant jokes.

I think that Linear Comedy is a really food method of storytelling.

by Buttered Quayle October 12, 2020