Ian's Mom 

A whore.

Going to fuck Ian's mom

Never mind, line was too long

Ian's Mom by Beter_Biffin November 1, 2019

ian's mom 

Ian's mom is from a popular youtube channel smosh and is often called Ian's mom by everyone including ian

Ian's mom can you open can no. 4

ian's mom by Anonymous172 December 10, 2013

ian's penis 

It's small and delicate, but it can attack like a cobra. When it's in fear it hides from the preditor in its shelter, the Himalayas(A.K.A the pubic hair). Overall it would make a great puny friend.

Yo man your mom has an Ian's penis.

ian's penis by Jacks information 101 May 25, 2014

Ian's Opinions 

Ian's Opinions is what is usually a response to what a normal individual would say or a questions towards someone which is then hated and told that nobody cares about by someone who is usually their ex-girlfriend who has built up mass hatred towards them.

Normal Individual: Ian reads too many books.

Ian: Well I actually have finished the book which I have been reading most recently.

Ex-Girlfriend: IAN NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU OR YOUR DAMN OPINIONS!

Ian: Okay.

Individual: She's always hating on "Ian's Opinions".

Ian's Opinions by LOLXD21 June 19, 2018

Ian's law 

Someone who blames everyone else for your own mistakes/choices except for themselves

They have a bad case of Ian's law

Guess it's Ian's law that affects them

Ian's law by Xodika June 26, 2023

National Suck Ian’s Balls Day 

Ian’s all over the world love this holiday because on this day they will get there nuts sucked

This day is on October 31st

Josh- Ian did you know it’s National Suck Ian’s Balls Day?
Ian- No, but hell yeah im tryna get my balls sucked

National Suck Ian’s Balls Day by IanDaddy69 October 21, 2019

Ian Johnson's mom 

The litteral hottest person on the planet

Man Ian Johnson's mom is so hot.

Ian Johnson's mom by Ciaran Ryan May 6, 2022