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by Buttered Quayle April 30, 2021
Get the Nichemug. by Buttered Quayle November 22, 2021
Get the Bruce Jenner Oilmug. A watch company, founded in 1905 in the UK. Typically more than 4,000 dollars (due to the rare, expensive materials used to make them).
To be honest, they're real shitty. Rolex watches are for rich and famous fuckwits who have a fistful of money and nothing to give. They're for showing off.
To be honest, they're real shitty. Rolex watches are for rich and famous fuckwits who have a fistful of money and nothing to give. They're for showing off.
Some rich guys: Hey, like my watch?
Some random guy: Yeah! What brand?
Rich guy: Rolex.
Random guy: kill yourself
Some random guy: Yeah! What brand?
Rich guy: Rolex.
Random guy: kill yourself
by Buttered Quayle January 26, 2019
Get the Rolexmug. by Buttered Quayle July 18, 2020
Get the Dive in dick-firstmug. Austin: Dude, I need to bleach my eyes!
Chris: Why is that?
Austin: This afternoon, I opened my parents' bedroom door and saw them going at it on their bed!
Chris: *no words*
Chris: Why is that?
Austin: This afternoon, I opened my parents' bedroom door and saw them going at it on their bed!
Chris: *no words*
by Buttered Quayle October 21, 2018
Get the Going at itmug. Linear Comedy is telling funny stories that aren't constantly interrupted or sidetracked with random irrelevant jokes.
by Buttered Quayle October 12, 2020
Get the Linear Comedymug. "People driving a Rolls-Royce Phantom must just be the most ostentatious, annoying bastards of modern eras."
by Buttered Quayle April 30, 2019
Get the Ostentatiousmug.