Buttered Quayle's definitions

Bruce Jenner Oil

A term coined by Peg McMinty, referring to automatic (or manual) transmission fluid.

"Alright, we got engine oil on this- oh, this is tranny. Bruce Jenner oil on this side."

by Buttered Quayle November 22, 2021

BMW 750iL

The BMW 750iL was a vehicle model produced by BMW from 1995 to 2001. Professionally known as the E38, the base model was the 740i, which came with a 4.0L V8 engine. The next model up was the 750iL, which came with a 5.4L V12. The car is most famously known as the same car Tupac Shakur was shot in on September 7th, 1996.

Friend 1: Hey, I got a new car!
Friend 2: Ah, sweet! What kind?
Friend 1: It's a 2001 BMW 750iL.
Friend 2: Nice! It's a FAST one, that's for damn sure, that!

by Buttered Quayle June 26, 2019

Dyke

1. An incredibly rude and derogatory term for a lesbian.
2. A likely misspelling of "Duke." This could be in reference tom Duke University, or the name.

Man, that dyke is such a prick. Always acting so uptight about LGBT rights.

by Buttered Quayle July 2, 2018

Linear Comedy

Linear Comedy is telling funny stories that aren't constantly interrupted or sidetracked with random irrelevant jokes.

I think that Linear Comedy is a really food method of storytelling.

by Buttered Quayle October 12, 2020

Ostentatious

A word used to describe something that is designed to get noticed.

"People driving a Rolls-Royce Phantom must just be the most ostentatious, annoying bastards of modern eras."

by Buttered Quayle April 30, 2019

Dead On Arrival

Used to describe a situation where an electronic device, electrical component, or other functional piece of equipment is purchased secondhand (or in semi rare cases, purchased new) online or in person, only for the consumer to discover that said item was broken or rendered non-functional.

"I bought two of these SSDs, because the first one was DOA. In case you don't know, DOA means dead on arrival, and that's not nice."

by Buttered Quayle February 15, 2023

Yeet

To quickly leave, as if in a major rush.

Hey man, I gotta yeet. My mom just texted me and said my brother's in the ER.

by Buttered Quayle April 9, 2019