Bumkicker Slade's definitions

delicate

Indelicate.

Scandalous, shameful, worthy of disapprobation.

I am here to discuss a delicate matter with you.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

cat's ass

The very best. The finest. The epitome. Most excellent. Boss. Zorch cow. Real George.

This cat's ass expression was common in the early 1960s.

Whoa, where did you get that piano? It's cat's ass!

During a Vince Guaraldi concert in Berkeley in 1961, a dreamy beatnik kept mumbling "Cat's ass, man, cat's ass"

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

binderfender

A fart, especially one with one of the following magnitudes.

There's the FIZZ,
The FUZZ,
The FIZZY FUZZ,
The FUZZY WUZZ,
The RIP-SHIT,
TEAR-ASS,
FOOM!

Heather made a prodigious binderfender in the beauty salon. Blanche was so startled, she dropped her scissors, and Mrs. Fingle laughed so hard, she let out a rip-shit of her own.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Stoopnagel

A dim-bulb boob. A thoroughly stupid chump.

Named after Colonel Lemuel Q. Stoopnagel (F. Chase Taylor), a character on the radio a long time ago.

Richard eats pancakes cooked on one side only, batter-side up. He's a real Stoopnagel!

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

croaker sack

A large, cloth bag used for holding croakers after you have caught them. You can carry the croakers home in the sack without being under the watchful eye of the game warden.

Paul lost his knapsack, so he carries his school books in a croaker sack.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Utahn

A person in Utah who treats visitors from other states like dog crap.

Utahns take one look at my big white beard and my four wheel drive truck refuse to serve me. They can spot a Gentile a block away.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

vulgar

1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also shallow, annoying, and arrogant.

Baylor is a vulgar soccer mom who talks loudly about her success in public.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005