Definitions by Bumkicker Slade
televangelist
1. A preening, posing, drawling, shouting clown in a purple suit and a cowboy hat whose antics cause millions of people to hate Jesus Christ.
2. A bellowing, preening, money-grubbing hypocrite stereotyped by liberals as the typical Christian.
2. A bellowing, preening, money-grubbing hypocrite stereotyped by liberals as the typical Christian.
If the Lord Jesus Christ walked into the room, the televangelist would stop shouting, drawling, and grinning through his teeth, and fall on his face in silence.
televangelist by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
buttocks
buttocks by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
booger vault
A snot rag. A handkerchief.
A piece of cloth in which sophisticated people carry boogers they have extracted from their noses.
A piece of cloth in which sophisticated people carry boogers they have extracted from their noses.
booger vault by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
goat pictures
A speculative reason why a despicable, two-faced person remains employed.
The unseen picture supposedly portrays the person in question engaged in faggoty behavior with a goat.
The unseen picture supposedly portrays the person in question engaged in faggoty behavior with a goat.
Q: Melvin is such a worthless slime. How does he keep his job here?
A: He probably has goat pictures of the boss.
A: He probably has goat pictures of the boss.
goat pictures by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005