Definitions by Bumkicker Slade

Woof 

To bluster, to threaten idly.

Man, don't mind that honkey. He's just woofin.

Woof by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

possum

What everyone should eat mo of.

Eat mo possum. It's great in a stew.

possum by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

booger vault 

A snot rag. A handkerchief.

A piece of cloth in which sophisticated people carry boogers they have extracted from their noses.

A fastidious young lady always carries a booger vault in her purse.

booger vault by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

buttocks 

The two halves of a heinie. Buns. Nalgas.

May be pronounced BYOU tocks.

Get yer buttocks outta here.

buttocks by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

weasel

A shyster. A lawyer. An attorney. A person who earns money by suing people.

Algonquin J. Calhoun is a sneaky little weasel.

weasel by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

low rider 

Transportation for stupid people who wish to telegraph their low IQs to the world.

Pablo and Juan cruised North Main in a low rider.

low rider by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

heap 

A car or pickup truck. One's ride.

Are you still driving that old heap?

heap by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005