mountain money

Toilet paper. Bumf. Bumfodder. Arse wipe.

You would know why if you were out in the mountains and didn't have any.

Don't forget to bring the mountain money.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

fart-sack

A sleeping bag.

By extension, a bed.

Man, I'm going to hit the fart-sack. See in in the morning.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

tax collector

The very lowest form of human scum. An agent hired by a government to coerce and collect money from innocent people to pay for politically correct social programs.

Matthew was a tax collector and a sinner. The Lord hung out at his place and came under fire from religious people.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

effeminate

Having characteristics never associated with manliness or men. Not necessarily feminine or womanly. (How many women do you know who lisp, flutter their wrists, make prissy lips, and prance?

You wonder why you can't get a job as a policeman? Stop being effeminate and maybe they'll hire you.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

fart-knocker

A disreputable person with an odious personality.

Listen, you little fart-knocker, you open your mouth again and I'll feed you your arse.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

peel out

To accelerate from a stop in such a manner that the tires squeal and smoke. To burn rubber.

Waylon peeled out from the stoplight in his 57 Chevy.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

goat pictures

A speculative reason why a despicable, two-faced person remains employed.

The unseen picture supposedly portrays the person in question engaged in faggoty behavior with a goat.

Q: Melvin is such a worthless slime. How does he keep his job here?

A: He probably has goat pictures of the boss.

by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005