Bumkicker Slade's definitions

Leonardo di Crapio

An actor with a simpering mug that dearly invites being pasted.

I would love to bust Leonardo di Crapio in the chops. He looks effeminate.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006

White Shoes

A pack of organized criminals on the West Coast.

A San Francisco Pachuco gang devoted to hanging out on street corners, picking teeth with shivs, rolling bums, mugging decent people, and fighting. They rob, steal, and kill.

There were a couple of White Shoes on the corner, and William shot them both as we drove by.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006

nicotine stains

Fartstains. Skidmarks. Cooney Gravy. Poop stains in your underwear.

My ol man smokes cigarettes and blows the smoke out his arse. He has nicotine stains in his drawers.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006

Cooney Gravy

Nicotine stains in your underwear. Also called fartstain and skidmarks.

Miranda seldom changes her drawers and has some serious cooney gravy.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006

swab jockey

A sailor. A U.S. Navy enlisted man.

Elmore is a swab jockey on the Abraham Lincoln.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006

crepitate

To make a binderfender. To flap your cheeks.

Lord Windemere and Paul Boomer once had a famous crepitation contest.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Rainforest Rabbit

The politically correct term for a "Jungle Bunny."

Politically correct people do not say "jungle" any more. They say "rain forest." And they do not say "bunny" any more because it might offend some people as sexist.

Hey, Leroy, how about you and your rainforest rabbit buddies come over for a beer tonight?

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005