Bumkicker Slade's definitions

alligator clip

A spring-loaded, toothed metal clip resembling the jaws of an alligator. It is used to attach wires to terminals when testing electronic circuits. Some people use an alligator clip as a roach clip.

Bernie used an alligator clip to hold his reefer.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

arrogant

1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and shallow.

Trent is an arrogant yuppie who thinks he can drive safely while blathering into a cell phone.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

Woof

To bluster, to threaten idly.

Man, don't mind that honkey. He's just woofin.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

whitey whacker

A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and honkie bonker.

Shauntay carries a whitey whacker inside his pimp overcoat.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

linguisa

A delicious sausage made by Portagees. The national sausage of Portugal.

Pronounced ling GWEE sa.

There's nothing better for breakfast than a platter of linguisa and roasted spuds.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

booger vault

A snot rag. A handkerchief.

A piece of cloth in which sophisticated people carry boogers they have extracted from their noses.

A fastidious young lady always carries a booger vault in her purse.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

fag rag

A newspaper sold out to the poof agenda. Its editorial position assumes that all readers enjoy being poofters or support poofter causes and events.

The San Francisco Chronicle is a fag rag.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005