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binderfender

A fart, especially one with one of the following magnitudes.

There's the FIZZ,
The FUZZ,
The FIZZY FUZZ,
The FUZZY WUZZ,
The RIP-SHIT,
TEAR-ASS,
FOOM!
Heather made a prodigious binderfender in the beauty salon. Blanche was so startled, she dropped her scissors, and Mrs. Fingle laughed so hard, she let out a rip-shit of her own.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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hack a Louie

Marla stepped outside for a moment to hack a Louie on the sidewalk.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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plumber

A gentleman in the business of installing sinks, tubs, and commodes, who wears trousers two sizes too large so the upper portions of his keister are continually on display.
Jake the plumber spent the morning under our kitchen sink, entertaining Madge with a half moon.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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half moon

A partial moon displayed by plumbers and refrigerator repairmen. When the top portions of your arse stick out of the top of your pants.
Ikey the Refrigerator Repairman fixed our Milch fridge this morning, and was careful to give a half moon to Golda.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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barnyard golf

A game where participants whack golfball-sized portions of horse manure with sticks, with the goal of hitting a specified target. The target may be the face of one's opponent.

Compare to barnyard Frisbee.
Lem 'n' Orly was playin' a round o' barnyard golf when Suzy Rae sashayed into the barnyard. "Kin ah play too?" she asked.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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barnyard Frisbee

A game played in a barnyard or a cow pasture, wherein participants hurl dessicated cow pies. The goal can be to attain the greatest distance, or to hit a specified target.

Compare with barnyard golf.
Linda Mae always beats Homer Bob when they play barnyard Frisbee.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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twerp

A person who sits in the bathtub and collects farts in bottles.

He does this by filling a bottle with water and, while holding the bottle underwater, displaces the water inside it with intestinal gas. The bottle should be capped quickly, then labeled with the born-on date and any other pertinant data.

This technique was invented by Eichler Stench in Castro Valley, California, in the mid-1950s. He had an amazing collection of bottles well into his forties. He often carried a bottle or two to fend off Pachuco boys who wanted to beat him up. When faced with a bottle of July 17, 1958, even the most vile and greasy-haired Pachuco would turn and run.

Eichler Stench was last seen in Pacific Palisades, California.
Eichler Stench was the most prolific twerp I've ever known. He once showed my son his impressive collection of bottled farts.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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