Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Bum Stigity Bum

Ass-to-Mouthwash

a high test mouthwash used only after one is ATMed. an extremely acidic concoction, not to be used more than once a week to prevent withering of the gums, melted teeth or disintegration of oral tissue

-oh jesus, Rocco was really feelin' it last night, he fucked me in the ass then busted his nut in my mouth.
-oh wow, been there. I have some Ass-to-Mouthwash you can borrow if you want.
-hellz yeah girl
-just make sure you spit it out after like 3 seconds.

Ass-to-Mouthwash by Bum Stigity Bum November 13, 2011

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Marmadyke

a humongous lesbian; as comic strip canine marmaduke is a great dane, one of the lagest dog breeds.

-jesus look at the size of that one!
-oh and she's a total lez, look at those overalls.
-looks like we got ourselves a Marmadyke.

Marmadyke by Bum Stigity Bum June 13, 2011

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homelette

An omelette made by homeless people. Usually fried in lard on an aluminum garbage can lid over a trash fire. Ingredients include rotten eggs and any of the following: stale bread crusts, canned beans, chopped up hot dogs, roadkill.

-damn I've got the hooch munchies again.
-I found some old eggs, lets make a homelette.
-*vomits on self*

homelette by Bum Stigity Bum March 6, 2011

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e-tard

One who is not yet schooled in the ways of electronic mail, or e-mail as some say. Said individual may not know how to forward an e-mail, attach a file to an e-mail, or add recipients to an e-mail. In extreme cases, the e-tard may not even have an e-mail account.

-Should i forward this link to Will?
-Don't bother, he's a total e-tard. He probably won't even be able to open it.

e-tard by Bum Stigity Bum March 4, 2011