25 definitions by Bum Stigity Bum
A diaper worn by Chinese gamblers to alleviate the need for getting up from the table to use the restroom. A must-have for the marathon gambling session.
-What's with that smell coming from the Pai Gow room? And why is that guy sleeping at the table?
-Dude, they never leave the table. Smells like someone needs his Pai Gow diaper changed.
-Dude, they never leave the table. Smells like someone needs his Pai Gow diaper changed.
by Bum Stigity Bum December 18, 2010
by Bum Stigity Bum February 14, 2010
A lady of the night with a burly physical appearance, usually covered in hair. Just a hideous specimen.
-I've got dick drippins again.
-Whorin' it up last night?
-Dude, I balled a whorilla.
-Good God man, you're beyond help.
-Whorin' it up last night?
-Dude, I balled a whorilla.
-Good God man, you're beyond help.
by Bum Stigity Bum February 14, 2010
-Hey, want some chicken wangs?
-What, are you from Alabama all of a sudden?
-No, I just want to eat rooster dicks.
-What, are you from Alabama all of a sudden?
-No, I just want to eat rooster dicks.
by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010
One who is not yet schooled in the ways of electronic mail, or e-mail as some say. Said individual may not know how to forward an e-mail, attach a file to an e-mail, or add recipients to an e-mail. In extreme cases, the e-tard may not even have an e-mail account.
-Should i forward this link to Will?
-Don't bother, he's a total e-tard. He probably won't even be able to open it.
-Don't bother, he's a total e-tard. He probably won't even be able to open it.
by Bum Stigity Bum February 17, 2011
by Bum Stigity Bum February 4, 2011
-jesus look at the size of that one!
-oh and she's a total lez, look at those overalls.
-looks like we got ourselves a Marmadyke.
-oh and she's a total lez, look at those overalls.
-looks like we got ourselves a Marmadyke.
by Bum Stigity Bum May 19, 2011