Bum Stigity Bum's definitions

Picassbro

your only artistic friend, the token artsy guy

-hey whose scarf is this?
-oh thats just my picassbro's

by Bum Stigity Bum November 8, 2010

rapeape

A burly fratboy who slips mickeys in girl's drinks and then bangs them.

-What happened to Shirley last night?
-She got d.r.ed by some rapeape.

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

shoot the fair one

hand to hand combat, free of weapons our outside influence (your friends jumping in); a fair fight

"Put the gun down, be a man and let's shoot the fair one."

by Bum Stigity Bum February 10, 2010

chicken wangs

deep fried rooster penises, slathered in buffalo sauce, then dipped in a creamy fromage de bleu

-Hey, want some chicken wangs?
-What, are you from Alabama all of a sudden?
-No, I just want to eat rooster dicks.

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

D'ove

Homer Simpson's soap of choice.

Where'd i put that bar of....D'ove! (hits head on shower faucet)

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

whorilla

A lady of the night with a burly physical appearance, usually covered in hair. Just a hideous specimen.

-I've got dick drippins again.
-Whorin' it up last night?
-Dude, I balled a whorilla.
-Good God man, you're beyond help.

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

Pai Gow diaper

A diaper worn by Chinese gamblers to alleviate the need for getting up from the table to use the restroom. A must-have for the marathon gambling session.

-What's with that smell coming from the Pai Gow room? And why is that guy sleeping at the table?
-Dude, they never leave the table. Smells like someone needs his Pai Gow diaper changed.

by Bum Stigity Bum December 19, 2010