Bud E Love's definitions

one eyed heat seeking moisture missile

1. a penis, or cock if you will

Man, that little slutty bar chick over there needs my one eyed heat seeking moisture missile.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

fish salad

Sexual act. During intercourse, pulling out just as ejaculation occurs and spilling your semen all over her open vagina.

Dude, they rythem method works like shit if you give her a fish salad.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

cranking it

1. spank it
2. whack it
3. stroke it
4. masturbation

I was really cranking it last night, I filled in some cracks on the ceiling.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

Kracker

1. slang for a White person
2. totally useless racial slur

What the fuck you lookin at you kracker-ass kracker!

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

piece of ass

1. a hot woman, dressed in a sexy manner
2. hot chick who is ready for sex

Mmm mmm mmm, look at that sweet piece of ass over there. Like to suck on her teats.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

Stimpy

1. a very bad cat
2. see Ren
3. stupid, balloted sack of protoplasm

"Stimpy, you fool, you could have gotten us killed you eeeidiot!"

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

cock a doodle poo

1. Having anal sex and getting your banana covered in bad chocolate.

So I started to plug her in the butt and next thing you know cock a doodle poo!

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003