Definitions by Bud E Love

evolution of man 

1. a poo or epic proportions; very long and typically unbroken poo that starts in the drain and works its way up to the edge of the water in the toilet.
2. poo that looks like it is crawling its way out

I laid a piece of pipe that looked like the evolution of man!

evolution of man by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

poo askew 

1. typically after a large poo, see evolution of man; the follow up turd befor you leave the seat. This thin turd stays together but doesn't initially drop into the bowl. It may go sideways and hit the lid, doubleback and get your outer butt.
2. a wipe that should have struck paydirt, but ended up on your thumb or edge of hand. very messy.

I just too a huge crapper, and on cleaning up I noticed a poo askew! I had to wipe half my butt and the bowl!

poo askew by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

absurd turd 

1. a very large poo
2. a very small poo when expecting much more

I didn;t even realize I had to shat, and next thing you know I had an absurd turd. It was bigger than a baby, my poo baby!

absurd turd by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

clean house 

1. to win big at gambling
2. to empty a place, such as killing everyone or farting so bad it drives everyone out
3. a huge crap that pretty much puts your bowels on E (empty)

I fully cleaned house with the crap I just took.

clean house by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Captain Unicorn 

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap.com
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise

That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.

Captain Unicorn by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

hlackh klackha khla 

1. the sound middle eastern people make when speaking to each other in their native language.
2. nick name for middle eastern men who drive souped up mustangs

Hey, look at all the hlackh klackha khla polishing up their mustangs. Don't they have jobs, they must be terrorists.

hlackh klackha khla by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

nestee plunge 

1. bad ice tea ad campaign
2. falling backwards into a pool
3. giving a woman a facial full of semen

I had planned on giving her a pearl necklace but ended up giving her a facefull of nestee plunge.

nestee plunge by Bud E Love May 13, 2003