156 definitions by Bud E Love

tardness

1. In reference to being retarded, level of retardedness

Mike, let's compare our tardness of adding definitions to the urban dictionary.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

hand jive

1. hand job
2. fingering a vagina

Under the bleachers Sandy gave Sean a little hand jive.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Comical Ali

1. Former Minister of (Mis)Information of Iraq
2. Jackass who denied US was in Baghdad, meanwhile you could hear the US troops in the background

Comical Ali whould have been shot in the head.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

all winner squad

1. a group of 2 or more nerds, geeks or people whom you would not identify with.
2. enemies
3. a gaggle of dorks
4. a name you call buddies when half your friends show up late

Look at that, its the all winner squad on the way to a Star Trek convention.

by Bud E Love May 9, 2003

c note

1. $100
2. hundred bucks

I wish I had a c note in my wallet.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

slap dick

1. a stupid person who is more than the average moron. Dopey as all sense of the word applies.
2. masturbation
3. doofus

Chris is such a fucking slap dick, he can't even wipe his own ass.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

yam

a poop, or large yam like crap.

Fuck, I just left a pile of bloody yams in the toilet.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003