dirt riding

1. anal sex
2. see mud riding

That skank likes dirt riding more than in her cooch!

by Bud E Love May 05, 2003

poo askew

1. typically after a large poo, see evolution of man; the follow up turd befor you leave the seat. This thin turd stays together but doesn't initially drop into the bowl. It may go sideways and hit the lid, doubleback and get your outer butt.
2. a wipe that should have struck paydirt, but ended up on your thumb or edge of hand. very messy.

I just too a huge crapper, and on cleaning up I noticed a poo askew! I had to wipe half my butt and the bowl!

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Stimpy

1. a very bad cat
2. see Ren
3. stupid, balloted sack of protoplasm

"Stimpy, you fool, you could have gotten us killed you eeeidiot!"

by Bud E Love May 05, 2003

Kracker

1. slang for a White person
2. totally useless racial slur

What the fuck you lookin at you kracker-ass kracker!

by Bud E Love May 07, 2003

higgs is god

1. higgs is god
2. god is higgs
3. mantra for the true leader of our souls

"Hey, you know how cool Mike is? said Josh"
"Higgs is Goid, God is Higgs." said Marc.
Well yeah...have you seen his pancake stack!

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

fishhook

A variation of the shocker in which you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.

Damn, that freak ass bitch loves it when I fishhook her!

by Bud E Love May 02, 2003

ghey

Usurping the traditional term GAY to take the homosexual meaning out and leaving in the lame.

That's so gay it's G-H-E-Y!

by Bud E Love May 02, 2003