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F.I.B's

They should make north I-94 a toll road so we can collect some money from those F.I.B's who come up here every summer and act like they own the place.
by Bulldog August 2, 2007
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South Texas Jawa

Often people of the Hispanic Culture who drive around suburban white neighborhoods looking for ANYTHING broken down that they can buy and / or steal so they can fix to sell or use. Lawnmowers, Washer/Dryer, Cars, Trucks, Blenders, ect. South Texas Jawas can easily be spotted by the old Ford F-150 pick-up they drive with the bed full of parts. Often they will pull an old trailer that is over loaded with more junk. You can see South Texas Jawas late night, towing broken down cars or cherry picking the junk pile in suburban neighborhoods before community pick-up. South Texas Jawas will also be up at the crack of dawn on Saturdays to rifle through yard sales and try to negotiate a cheaper price than listed. Swap Meets are another place that they can be found.
I heard a strange noise when I was in bed last night. When I looked out the window I saw three South Texas Jawas pulling my old dryer out of the community trash pick up pile and loading it into the bed of their truck.
by Bulldog October 16, 2008
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playing swords

When taking a piss in a large troth type urinal, you see who can piss the longest between you and your buddy.
Chris is the king when it comes to playing swords, he can piss for five minutes straight.
by Bulldog January 29, 2006
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shmoleberry

An incredible weird person, a shmoleberry is someone who does the most idiotic stupid things you have ever seen. Someone who does things you would never think of doing
That man digging through the trash is such a shmoleberry.
by bulldog April 24, 2015
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emeril

the act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse and throwing it in her face while yelling "BAM!"
My lady was in a naughty mood, so I decided to pull an Emeril and give her a little more than ole' spice to slap on.
by BULLDOG January 31, 2003
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Jailhouse Wallet

Safe keeping / smuggling contraband in Your Anal Cavity
When you in jail, use your "Jailhouse Wallet" to smuggle or keep safe various items.
by Bulldog March 10, 2007
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Wal Mart Cakes

Soiled baby diapers that have been rolled up and left in the Wal Mart parking lot.
Joe: "Fuck, I'm on parking lot duty tonight."

John: "Enjoy picking up all those Wal Mart Cakes."
by Bulldog December 9, 2008
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