BuLLDoG's definitions

Jailhouse Wallet

Safe keeping / smuggling contraband in Your Anal Cavity

When you in jail, use your "Jailhouse Wallet" to smuggle or keep safe various items.

by Bulldog March 10, 2007

colors

wearing of clothing indicating membership in a biker organization

Sign on country bar reads:
"Sorry, NO COLORS"

by bulldog May 16, 2004

Asshole Exorcism

The act of your body evicting tainted food from your guts.

I KNEW we shouldn't have gone to that mobile taco truck after the bar. My guts are rolling and I'm going to have to perform an Asshole Exorcism as soon as we get home.

by Bulldog August 3, 2012

emo sexual

little pussy emo kid who cries and mopes all the time over dumb shit

kyle: whats wrong dave?
dave: tammy said i'm suffocating her
kyle: YOU EMO SEXUAL BITCH! *SLAP*

by BULLDOG October 2, 2004

emeril

the act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse and throwing it in her face while yelling "BAM!"

My lady was in a naughty mood, so I decided to pull an Emeril and give her a little more than ole' spice to slap on.

by BULLDOG January 31, 2003

Universal Whore Tattoo

A tattoo just above a woman's ass that let's all guys know she's a whore.

AKA - Tramp Stamp

Even when I was in Amsterdam, the girls with those tattoos were whores. I guess that's the Universal Whore Tattoo.

by Bulldog January 29, 2006

playing swords

When taking a piss in a large troth type urinal, you see who can piss the longest between you and your buddy.

Chris is the king when it comes to playing swords, he can piss for five minutes straight.

by Bulldog January 29, 2006