red eye surprise

The act of spreading your ass cheeks wide apart and putting you red eye in the eye of someone sleeping and the farting hardcore and yelling "SURPRISE" at the same time. When they wake up your chute is in their eye and its even more of a surprise.
Billy got all drunk and passed out so Sherry gave him a red eye surprise. Unfortunately it ended in an accidental hot lunch.
by bt February 27, 2003
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midget toss

The act of you and a bunch of buddies getting together and seeing who can throw or launch a midget, dwarf or baby the furthest.
COCKSUCK!!! he hit 30 fucking feet on that last midget toss!
by bt February 20, 2003
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twatastic

Even better than fantastic (if that is possible)
1. That girls box is twatastic.
2. It was twatastic to see that guy fall to his death of the 3 foot cliff.
by bt March 05, 2003
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Bum Darts

A game played by 2 gay men in the privacy of their own bedroom
Khoan and Corey were into a heavy game of bumdarts last night. I can tell because they are both walking funny
by bt February 19, 2003
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bubble gum

When wearing shorts or under, bubblegum,is the act of yanking your bag skin out to one side to resemble a big wad of juicy bubblegum.
Guy - Hey bitch you want a peice of bubble gum? *as he yanks the bag skin out*

Girl - Sure *as she bendsdown to take a nibble*

Guy - HAHAHAHAHAHA, thats my fucking bag skin your chewing on idiot HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Now you are getting a wordMushroom Tattoo/word
by bt February 21, 2003
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nipples

The part of the tits that make my pants move. The pointing part generally found in the center. Hopefully they are not huge and brown stained.
Sometimes I rub my tallywacker on my girlfriends nipples the I give her a mushroom tattoo.
by bt February 20, 2003
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Italian awakening

The act of wacking your dick off someones forehead in order to wake them up from a deep sleep.
Yo, that fucking asshole has been passed out for three days, someone give that fucking shit for brains the Italian awakening!
by bt February 20, 2003
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