41 definitions by Bt
The act of spreading your ass cheeks wide apart and putting you red eye in the eye of someone sleeping and the farting hardcore and yelling "SURPRISE" at the same time. When they wake up your chute is in their eye and its even more of a surprise.
Billy got all drunk and passed out so Sherry gave him a red eye surprise. Unfortunately it ended in an accidental hot lunch.
by Bt February 27, 2003
1. To spread a girls assey bum cheeks wide open and feed it the tube steak
2. To screw a chick in the bathroom either public or at home
2. To screw a chick in the bathroom either public or at home
1. MAN, that chick loved it when I hitter in the shitter!
2. I accidentally walked into the womans bathroom but I am glad I did cause I met a dirty girl and hitter in the shitter. Unfortunately, she forgot to wipe!!
2. I accidentally walked into the womans bathroom but I am glad I did cause I met a dirty girl and hitter in the shitter. Unfortunately, she forgot to wipe!!
by Bt February 21, 2003
The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc
Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.
by Bt February 27, 2003
The part of the tits that make my pants move. The pointing part generally found in the center. Hopefully they are not huge and brown stained.
by Bt February 21, 2003
One who does not use animal skin condoms when haveing intercoures. Made up by Adam Corolla on love line
by Bt September 10, 2003
by Bt February 22, 2003
by Bt September 22, 2004