Farmington

A term most often associated with Paradise. A place where the beer flows like wine, where there isn't a female bust smaller than a c-cup and where everyone can get laid. (Except of course those who've lived in New Lennox)
Gorgeous girl #1:
Can you believe they're taking us to farmington?! I'm getting so hot just thinking about it.

Gorgeous girl #2
The biggest c*ck I'd ever seen was in Farmington and I'm not talking about the roosters!
by Bryant September 12, 2003
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Glutty

A gluttonous female with a little more than just backfat making up her figure who is also know to have very loose morals.
Did you see that glutty our boy bagged up against the garage door a few nights ago?
by Bryant September 12, 2003
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slippy toad

1: A character from the Star Fox series.
2: of poor quality
1:I just kicked major ass, thanks to Slippy Toad!
2:The controls in Sonic Adventure are slippy toad.
by Bryant November 20, 2004
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emologist

One who is dedicated to studying the bizarre animals that resemble humans, known as "emos".

These animals cut themselves for what seems like no reason but emologists are dedicated to finding out what the fuck is wrong with their heads that they would do such a thing. All of these strange creatures do not cut themselves but they do indulge themselves in a horrendous music genre that is named after their race; emo. It flat out sucks.
Metalhead: Bryant and Mike are emologists. Once, bryant spit on a dying emo kid.

Metalhead2: Wow, i wanna be just like them, and grow up to be an emologist.
by Bryant September 15, 2004
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Elena

Super Sweet and Sexy Girl, Real Fun to hang around with.
by Bryant June 15, 2004
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SNES9X

The best SNES emulator for fast computers. ZSNES may not play sound on certain computers, but if you get SNES9X, you're good to go.
SNES9X r0x0rs and it the best ZSNES emulator out there.
by Bryant November 20, 2004
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Pooflonk

Possibly the greatest word known to man. It can mean whatever you want it to mean. It is usually used as a noun, or a name. Also spelt "Pooflonck". Often used with the noun cheese like "Pooflonk Cheese"
Created by an awesome guy named Peter, but carried on by Bryant Boesen
"Why are you such a pooflonk cheese?"

"POOFLONK!!!"

"Argh! Pooflonk!"
by Bryant December 30, 2004
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