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by bryan February 15, 2004
Get the aloha screwdriver mug.Similar to the Roman War Helmet, except you put your anus on their nose, place your balls on their chin and let your penis extend down their throat.
by Bryan November 19, 2004
Get the Canadian Defensive mug.1. Master of Ownage
2. Prone to saying such phrases as: "OWNED!" or "IN THE FACE!"
3. Able to hurl multiple object as you at high velocities.
2. Prone to saying such phrases as: "OWNED!" or "IN THE FACE!"
3. Able to hurl multiple object as you at high velocities.
by Bryan December 2, 2004
Get the Schuyler Van Buskirk mug.1. An overweight female that if she lost 60+ pounds she would be fuckable.
2. A girl that everyone fucks but would never admit.
3. Any girl that brendan has been with
4. A game to be played at a party where a friend punches his friend in the arm when he sees an aforementioned slampig
2. A girl that everyone fucks but would never admit.
3. Any girl that brendan has been with
4. A game to be played at a party where a friend punches his friend in the arm when he sees an aforementioned slampig
1. Did you see that slampig?
Who didn't?
2. That slampig? No way I'd fuck her!
3. Brendan.... come on man.
4. Slampig, no slam backs!
Who didn't?
2. That slampig? No way I'd fuck her!
3. Brendan.... come on man.
4. Slampig, no slam backs!
by Bryan November 19, 2004
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by bryan February 4, 2005
Get the oinkpig mug.This kind of beast rules the underworld of livid, vivid sexual theatrics. It is one who watches porn by day, up to 60 pornos that have been saved in the deps of his personal computer. By night this death walker watches their roomate talk to their girlfriend for hours planning on ways to shut them up. It is a person who has extremely intense sexual frustrations that are heightened by his lifestyle and environment in which he lives.
I was walking down the hallway when out of the corner of my ears I heard the wild yelp of a chained sieh monster. I opened up the doo and there he was planted in front of his porn ladden computer like a deer in headlights.
by Bryan April 18, 2005
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