Bryan's definitions

Turkie

Traditionally flocked with feathers, the inherently evil Turkie is an inhabitant of the Turkie Valley. Turkies are predominantly scavengers, and traditionally possess razor-sharp claws, however appearances have been known to vary wildly. Sexually promiscuous by nature, males traditionally determine rank by the size of their gobbler. Turkies are know universally as the only known natural enemy to the Creature.

"Oh no; it's a Turkie!"

by Bryan September 8, 2005

fnucking

see fnuck and add -ing, besch!

That is so fnucking smurf!

by Bryan January 27, 2005

Road Crank

The act of masturbating while driving in your car.

Is that guy next to us road crankin?

by Bryan November 19, 2004

orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

A break in a sentance where a repsonse is warranted

Did you wanna go to the bar, orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by Bryan November 29, 2004

hedgehog

collective noun for a walking group of pricks

whilst walking down the street you observe a group of chavs and say to your friend "watch out for that hedgehog"

by Bryan August 13, 2004

jiggy

to get "jiggy" is to fuck, or get down. will smith did not create this word...i did. fuck you will.

-man when i took her home, we got jiggy with it.

-i was sure getting jiggy on that dance floor yo diggidy dawg

by bryan November 24, 2004

fat orange kid

JOSH a bright tall fat male

omg fucking josh i cant belive he did that

by BRYAN October 25, 2004