Bryan's definitions

Turkie

Traditionally flocked with feathers, the inherently evil Turkie is an inhabitant of the Turkie Valley. Turkies are predominantly scavengers, and traditionally possess razor-sharp claws, however appearances have been known to vary wildly. Sexually promiscuous by nature, males traditionally determine rank by the size of their gobbler. Turkies are know universally as the only known natural enemy to the Creature.

"Oh no; it's a Turkie!"

by Bryan September 8, 2005

the baltimore sun

left wing spewing newspaper printed in baltimore. ownef by the same ppl that own the la times. see liberal spew

The Baltimore Sun is a left wing tool, like CNN.

by bryan September 13, 2004

assholes

a word to describe someone or group of people who act like idiots

Americans are war mongering assholes

by bryan April 23, 2006

fnucking

see fnuck and add -ing, besch!

That is so fnucking smurf!

by Bryan January 27, 2005

Grilled Cheese Sandwhich Pussy

A vagina that resembles a grilled cheese sandwhich.

I was about to eat that bitch out but when I got down there i spread her lips apart.... it was like a god damn grilled cheese sandwhich, man!

by Bryan November 19, 2004

snerk

The action of liquid coming out of one's nose when made to laugh.

Susan snerked her milk when Johnny made her laugh at the joke.

by bryan July 7, 2004

monolithic

To be completely drunk.

"John came home from the party monolithic."

by Bryan January 28, 2005