Bryan's definitions

jelf

Jesus ever-living fuck

"Jelf, it's hot in here!"

by Bryan September 15, 2003

hizzead

1. The slang term for "Head". Which means "Blow job"

2. Used by Pharrel in the song "Drop it like it's hot."

I got a "hizzead" last night.

by Bryan November 23, 2004

desperate housewives

Great television show that airs 9 est/8 cst, that is about a buncha of "desperate housewives" uses stereotypical women.

Desperate housewives a great show! You should watch it!!!

by bryan November 21, 2004

excuse me

a better way of saying "MOVE!"

i can't think of an example...

by bryan February 4, 2005

Bowl of Oatmeal

A woman's hairy genital area. Called this because, like a bowl of oatmeal, it looks all nasty but tastes good if you don't look at it. See also Oatmeal.

Sandra lifted her skirt to reveal a hearty bowl of oatmeal beneath.

by Bryan August 27, 2003

massachusetts

State where people cannot elect decent senators

Ted Kennedy and John Kerry...oy vey these people have to get rid of the liberalism!!!!!

by bryan November 10, 2006

maro

A shorter way to say Camaro. One of the best cars made that will beat any Mustang on any given day.

"Have you seen Bryan's maro? Damn it's nice lookin and hella fast."

by Bryan February 27, 2005