Bryan's definitions

Anne Coulter

misspelling of Ann Coulter

Ann Coulter is the bomb!

by bryan March 30, 2005

WFF

white fat fuck. Its white people that go to McDonalds everyday and are very fat and they have to walk like a penguin because they are so fat. You will mostly find these people in places were there arent any side walks and everything is so far away and they have to drive ever wear.

"EEEWWWW. Look at the WFF!"

by Bryan April 12, 2005

hedgehog

collective noun for a walking group of pricks

whilst walking down the street you observe a group of chavs and say to your friend "watch out for that hedgehog"

by Bryan August 13, 2004

kunuf

A rare form of Canadian Martial arts practiced by grizzle men to attrack the rare Brown eyed Gosse.

ive been kunufing all day.

by Bryan December 25, 2004

Nerd

A person who is intensely interested in a particular hobby or topic.

Rich is quite a computer nerd.

Ask Bill; he's the car nerd around here.

by Bryan August 5, 2003

Chin Slap

One whose chin is "slapped" by another mans scrotum; usually a homosexual act.

The generally accepted gesture to identify a Chin Slap is to point out the subject in question, take your index finger and tap your chin. The tapping of the chin can be done gently or performed in rapid succesion to inform others of the level of Chin Slappiness that is emanating from the target subject. Incredibly high levels of Chin Slappiness can be represented by a full, palm slap to the chin area, resulting in a cocking back of the head.

What a Chin Slap.
He's such a Chin Slap that his Chin Slappiness resulted in the breaking of his jaw.

by Bryan June 28, 2005

no offense

A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.

"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."

by bryan September 11, 2004