Bryan's definitions

slurt

A butt-eruption that falls somewhere between a fart and crapping your pants.

Don't fart if you have a stomach ache; you might end up with a slurt.

by Bryan March 21, 2005

trucker cap

Caps that preppy teen girls wear. Usually say "Von Dutch" or "John Deere" or something to that effect.

No one takes trucker caps seriously, they're a fad that will be gone in a month or two. Take it off.

by bryan August 5, 2004

negative 49

As low as I have ever gone. Below 0 which is pretty low. -100 is suicide. 0 is devoid of happiness. 100 is all happiness.

Bryan sits at negative 49 for his life is near over.

by Bryan November 22, 2004

WHOUWIT

Used by coach Torence williams simply asking you who are you with!

Can allso be used to answer the original question

Torence:"WHOUWIT!"
Me:"with you fo sho"

Torence:"WHOUWIT!"
me:"WHOUWIT!"

by bryan November 3, 2004

niner

an eqivalent to the number 9

Person 1:"What's the sqaure root of 81?"
Person 2:"NINER!!"

by Bryan December 28, 2005

zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

The alphabet backwards. Foreward it is abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.

Bryan: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba!

Sam: Fag.

Bryan: I know.......

by Bryan April 28, 2005

Ass-Flag

Noun.
-A variation of Ass-Hat used to describe a person that acts in a way that is so completely non-sensical that the person cannot be described in any other way.
-The word used to describe someone that resembles the epitome of of an Ass, someone that is a symbol and a standard by which all other asses are judged.

You Ass-Flag!
That chinsy bitch was such an Ass-Flag.
Why do you always act like such an Ass-Flag?

by Bryan July 20, 2004