Sieh Monster

This kind of beast rules the underworld of livid, vivid sexual theatrics. It is one who watches porn by day, up to 60 pornos that have been saved in the deps of his personal computer. By night this death walker watches their roomate talk to their girlfriend for hours planning on ways to shut them up. It is a person who has extremely intense sexual frustrations that are heightened by his lifestyle and environment in which he lives.
I was walking down the hallway when out of the corner of my ears I heard the wild yelp of a chained sieh monster. I opened up the doo and there he was planted in front of his porn ladden computer like a deer in headlights.
by Bryan April 18, 2005
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Schuyler Van Buskirk

1. Master of Ownage

2. Prone to saying such phrases as: "OWNED!" or "IN THE FACE!"

3. Able to hurl multiple object as you at high velocities.
"Dude, that guy pulled a Schuyler Van Buskirk on that honkey mofo!"
by Bryan December 02, 2004
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anal jamboree

3.A brace of poo's(a gathering of frog swollower's).
4.Oftern associated with the ''FREE-LANCE FELCHER'S SOCIETY''.
Billy enjoy's the partaking of his friends batty hole...coz billy is a cum caldren fag.
by bryan December 20, 2004
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Chin Slap

One whose chin is "slapped" by another mans scrotum; usually a homosexual act.

The generally accepted gesture to identify a Chin Slap is to point out the subject in question, take your index finger and tap your chin. The tapping of the chin can be done gently or performed in rapid succesion to inform others of the level of Chin Slappiness that is emanating from the target subject. Incredibly high levels of Chin Slappiness can be represented by a full, palm slap to the chin area, resulting in a cocking back of the head.
What a Chin Slap.
He's such a Chin Slap that his Chin Slappiness resulted in the breaking of his jaw.
by Bryan June 28, 2005
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lametard

Someone who is just quite annoying, and usually does not have a clue. Most commonly used for AOLers, but can be used for just about anyone.
Sheesh, Cale is such a lametard.
by Bryan May 22, 2004
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nasioc

by Bryan October 13, 2004
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hood welfare

When one is completely screwed financially or in any other manner
Dude your car got stolen...that's hood welfare (aka hood poor)
by Bryan May 13, 2005
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