Poned

To get pulled over by a pig, po po, (cop) goin extremely fast.
"Dude you got poned!"
by Bryan October 13, 2004
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aloha screwdriver

It'll take about a dozen screwdrivers to get me wasted.
by bryan February 15, 2004
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driscoll surprise

Well... It's when you have two fingers in the girl (Foolin around) anyways, they are your two middle fingers. You have the out two fingers sprung back and ready and at the right moment driscoll surprise or BAM! is called and bam all 4 fingers are in.
Doin a chick in the backseat of her car and BAM! Driscol SUPRISE!
by Bryan February 24, 2005
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Banter points

Used to notify how funny or not funny a statement is. Typically ranging from 0-100. Positive and negative based on the comment.
Trojan Mannnnnnnnn = somewhat funny, so +1-10 range.

I like anal beads. (if used literally) is very negative and will yeild at least a -25 banter point
by Bryan November 29, 2004
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slurt

A butt-eruption that falls somewhere between a fart and crapping your pants.
Don't fart if you have a stomach ache; you might end up with a slurt.
by Bryan March 21, 2005
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peep out

person#1:peep out those fo fos.
person#2:They on point.
person#1:Maholla.
by Bryan April 19, 2005
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router

router rhymes with clam chowda!
by bryan November 27, 2004
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