zoltron

A ancient dragon warrior that represents hilarity.

Haha. Dude, that's so zoltron.

by Bryan February 10, 2005

no stats

no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.

no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.

by Bryan April 16, 2005

cockhat

An asshat of epic proportions.

Robert Evans is a cockhat.

by bryan December 15, 2003

peep out

check out, look at, etc.

person#1:peep out those fo fos.
person#2:They on point.
person#1:Maholla.

by Bryan April 19, 2005

back face

The region located at the back of your head. Usually used when one feels pain or hurts the back of their head.

Aw man, I just got punched in the back face.

by Bryan February 10, 2005

router

rhymes with clam chowda!

router rhymes with clam chowda!

by bryan November 27, 2004

im bouncin

im leavin, bookin, etc.

person#1:yo i'm bouncin
person#2:Peace, stay strong, one.

by Bryan April 19, 2005