Definitions by Bryan

Road Crank 

The act of masturbating while driving in your car.

Is that guy next to us road crankin?

Road Crank by Bryan November 19, 2004

FMAWJOL

Fingering my ass while jerking off lefty

Person 1: Whatcha up to?
Person 2: fmawjol

FMAWJOL by Bryan November 19, 2004

Slampig

1. An overweight female that if she lost 60+ pounds she would be fuckable.

2. A girl that everyone fucks but would never admit.

3. Any girl that brendan has been with

4. A game to be played at a party where a friend punches his friend in the arm when he sees an aforementioned slampig

1. Did you see that slampig?
Who didn't?

2. That slampig? No way I'd fuck her!

3. Brendan.... come on man.

4. Slampig, no slam backs!

Slampig by Bryan November 19, 2004

Creature 

A general term describing any of the small, inherently friendly inhabitants of the Creature Forest. Exclusively herbivores, the vast majority are covered in fur of varying color, and traditionally possess paws with 3 digits. Known to have only one natural enemy, the Turkie.

"Oh look; a Creature!"

Creature by Bryan November 18, 2004

common sense 

pamphlet written by Thomas Paine when the Constitution was originally written

common sence can be found at your local library

common sense by bryan November 13, 2004

Martin O'Malley

The idiotic mayor of Baltimore.

Doesnt give a crap about the city.

Only cares about running for governor or senator in '06 and/or '08.

Loved by The Baltimore Sun

Martin O'Malley is a pompous ass mayor. He should not be reelected ever again.

Martin O'Malley by bryan November 4, 2004

WHOUWIT

Used by coach Torence williams simply asking you who are you with!

Can allso be used to answer the original question

Torence:"WHOUWIT!"
Me:"with you fo sho"

Torence:"WHOUWIT!"
me:"WHOUWIT!"

WHOUWIT by bryan November 3, 2004