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Red Wings

01. One of the finest hockey teams known to man. Headquartered in Detroit, MI, USA and captained by Steve Yzerman- a living legend of on-ice talent, leadership, and courage. My team has 10 Stanley Cup winning seasons- does yours?

02. Performing cunnilingus upon a menstruating female.

03. Brand of high quality work boots.
01. Brendan Shanahan and the Red Wings sure lit up the Avs, last night.

02. When asked, "Why would you want to 'earn your red wings'?," I have to hitch up my pants and say, "Sometimes, a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do."

03. My old pair of 'steel-toed' Red Wings could withstand 75 lbs. dropped from 20 ft.
by Bruno January 6, 2004
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carpark

(v) to leave a friend/business partner in the lurch at the worst possible moment, while simultaneously rendering yourself uncontactable for an extended period.
"Just make sure you have a backup plan in case you get carparked."

"He eventually lost confidence in the venture, having been carparked by his partner so many times."
by Bruno September 20, 2004
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Mung-Nog

Derived from the word Mung, Mung-Nog is a holiday treat to be shared with friends and family during that festive time of the year. Simply follow the directions for "harvesting" your Mung with one slight variation, instead of using your mouth to catch the Mung, use a bucket.
Please note; if you are hosting a large event you may need to harvest your Mung from more than one doner or one very large doner.
Then simply add cinnamon and some of your favorite holiday spirits, heat and serve.
Yours will be the party everyone talks about all year long.
"Damn thats some tasty Mung-Nog, how do you get yours so chunky"?
by Bruno December 20, 2004
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moisty

A highschoolish-aged girl who is 1) attractive and 2) horny.
Dudez, you meet the new girl Karen? Christ she's a moisty.
by Bruno November 9, 2004
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docs

Shoes or boots by Dr. Marten's or Doc Martens. Some of the best footwear in the world- even America.
Damn- I just scuffed my new Doc's!!
by Bruno January 6, 2004
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woloschuk

an owned man, no longer able to think or act for himself
"Look at that woloschuk being yelled at by his fat ugly girlfriend, and taking it like a bitch"
by bruno December 14, 2003
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BFiss

Similar to good, spectacular. Means something is perfect.
He's the One.
He's BFiss
by bruno June 27, 2004
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