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Definitions by Brotogé

Adam West 

The greatest Batman there ever was or ever will be. Adam West's performance as the Caped Crusader is undeniably the most unique interpretation of the character ever to hit the screen.
Loser: "Christian Bale was definitely the best Batman ever."
Everyone else: "Maybe in a world without Adam West."
Adam West by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Twoicide Squad 

The highly anticipated inevitable sequel to a disappointing two hour pop music video featuring Will Smith and the eyebrow model. Twoicide Squad is slated for a 2021 release date.
Joseph: "Hey are you excited for Twoicide Squad?"
Hannah Marie: "I don't know. The first one was a little weak and the second won't come out for at least four years. I'm conflicted."
Twoicide Squad by Brotogé September 7, 2016

Game of Cones

An abandoned concept for a TV show in which various families of anthropomorphic traffic cones all manipulate and murder their enemies in order to assume their claim to the iron curb.
Every character you like on Game of Cones will probably die this season.
Game of Cones by Brotogé September 7, 2016

drew barrymore 

A phrase that typically follows the words "What ever happened to..."
drew barrymore by Brotogé September 7, 2016

Brotogé 

A natural brofessional, the brotogé displays tremendous early promise in golf and shotgunning beers. His chill to pull ratio has always been strong and he will definitely sleep with your mother one day. Just accept it.
Nothing makes a MILF's panties drop faster than a Brotogé driving up to the bar in his Mustang.
Brotogé by Brotogé September 7, 2016

Birthday Tux 

Similar to a birthday suit, a birthday tux is one's naked form but polished up for fancier events for which a birthday suit would be inappropriate. A birthday tux is more well trimmed and tanner than a birthday suit.
Valerie: "Are you wearing your birthday suit to the orgy?"
Michelle: "Are you kidding? I'm wearing my birthday tux! I'm going to shine like a diamond!"
Birthday Tux by Brotogé September 7, 2016