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Brotogé 

A natural brofessional, the brotogé displays tremendous early promise in golf and shotgunning beers. His chill to pull ratio has always been strong and he will definitely sleep with your mother one day. Just accept it.
Nothing makes a MILF's panties drop faster than a Brotogé driving up to the bar in his Mustang.
Brotogé by Brotogé September 7, 2016
Words you can keep
noun - A bro in training. Typically, but not always, 17 or 18 years old.
Chad is still in High School. I'm taking him under my wing as my brotege.
brotege by wijiwang August 4, 2008
Related Words
Someone you teach your wisdom of the gym to.
David, is the brotege of Tom.Tom got him some massive gains.
brotege by guyfromlesta June 28, 2015

Brotographer 

A member of an elite group of photographers, originating from a "Brotographer" group in early 2011 on Facebook. Members typically add "-Brotography" to the end of their name to signify that they are a member of this group.

Brotographers have also been known to troll bad photographers who get clients to pay ridiculous amounts of money for their "lackluster" work.

Common phrases a brotographer might say include (But are not limited to):

You are a cunt.

BEWBZ
That shii cray
Fuck you
World Domination
Fapfest
NUDEZ
YES
Pix or GTFO
DEM TONEZ
Tones bro
John Smith-Brotography

"We're going to have a Brotographer meetup in Seattle, and Florida"

"I wish I was good enough to be a Brotographer"
Brotographer by kylekruchok December 3, 2011

Brotégé 

/ˈbrōtəˌZHā/

Noun
1. A bro who is guided and supported by an older and more experienced or influential bro.

2. A bro whose welfare, training, or career is promoted by an influential bro.

brotégés, plural

C18: from French brotéger to provide brotection

brotégée or ( feminine ) brotégée
He was my brotégé.
Brotégé by Autaux February 7, 2013

brotography 

A completely hetero photo shoot involving two straight males.
John: Come on man, let's take some pictures together.
Steve: No way, what's your problem?
John: It's not gay, it's brotography.
brotography by brotographer September 16, 2009

Brotograph 

A picture that involves only bro's
"everytime I look at the brotograph of me and the bro's I get a broner and I cry a little"
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