Twoicide Squad

The highly anticipated inevitable sequel to a disappointing two hour pop music video featuring Will Smith and the eyebrow model. Twoicide Squad is slated for a 2021 release date.

Joseph: "Hey are you excited for Twoicide Squad?"
Hannah Marie: "I don't know. The first one was a little weak and the second won't come out for at least four years. I'm conflicted."

by Brotogé September 07, 2016

Sarah Jessica Parker

One of the Internet's many punching bags. It was once trendy to criticize her for her appearance and voice but new jokes about these things come across as trite and desperate.

Internet: "Hey! So! Do you hate Sarah Jessica Parker too?"
Humans: "Meh. Maybe 5 years ago. Now I really don't give a fuck."

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Flacket

A flannel jacket.

Flackets are a sign that society is imploding.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

drew barrymore

A phrase that typically follows the words "What ever happened to..."

What ever happened to Drew Barrymore?

by Brotogé September 07, 2016

Game of Cones

An abandoned concept for a TV show in which various families of anthropomorphic traffic cones all manipulate and murder their enemies in order to assume their claim to the iron curb.

Every character you like on Game of Cones will probably die this season.

by Brotogé September 07, 2016

Big Steve

The man that you know has definitely screwed your mom.

That guy is such a Big Steve. He could have at least call Mom the next day.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016