Brotogé's definitions

Cinderella

A Disney film about a girl who suffers through years of domestic abuse and psychological torment until an old lady gives her shiny clothes to wear to a dance so she can spend a few minutes dancing with the richest guy at the party.

Cinderella sends a lot of weird messages to kids.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Consent

Something that's supposed to be mandatory that more and more judges seem to not care about.

Be safe and always get consent.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Adam West

The greatest Batman there ever was or ever will be. Adam West's performance as the Caped Crusader is undeniably the most unique interpretation of the character ever to hit the screen.

Loser: "Christian Bale was definitely the best Batman ever."
Everyone else: "Maybe in a world without Adam West."

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Twoicide Squad

The highly anticipated inevitable sequel to a disappointing two hour pop music video featuring Will Smith and the eyebrow model. Twoicide Squad is slated for a 2021 release date.

Joseph: "Hey are you excited for Twoicide Squad?"
Hannah Marie: "I don't know. The first one was a little weak and the second won't come out for at least four years. I'm conflicted."

by Brotogé September 7, 2016

Game of Cones

An abandoned concept for a TV show in which various families of anthropomorphic traffic cones all manipulate and murder their enemies in order to assume their claim to the iron curb.

Every character you like on Game of Cones will probably die this season.

by Brotogé September 7, 2016

Big Steve

The man that you know has definitely screwed your mom.

That guy is such a Big Steve. He could have at least call Mom the next day.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016