Nicholas Cage

The single most entertaining actor of all time. Incapable of a boring performance, Cage entrances audiences everywhere. Though often subject to criticism, no one has ever accused him of being too boring.

I would watch Nicholas Cage in another National Treasure film. No shame.

by Brotogé September 16, 2016

Brotogé

A natural brofessional, the brotogé displays tremendous early promise in golf and shotgunning beers. His chill to pull ratio has always been strong and he will definitely sleep with your mother one day. Just accept it.

Nothing makes a MILF's panties drop faster than a Brotogé driving up to the bar in his Mustang.

by Brotogé September 07, 2016

Twoicide Squad

The highly anticipated inevitable sequel to a disappointing two hour pop music video featuring Will Smith and the eyebrow model. Twoicide Squad is slated for a 2021 release date.

Joseph: "Hey are you excited for Twoicide Squad?"
Hannah Marie: "I don't know. The first one was a little weak and the second won't come out for at least four years. I'm conflicted."

by Brotogé September 07, 2016

Flacket

A flannel jacket.

Flackets are a sign that society is imploding.

by Brotogé September 16, 2016

Consent

Something that's supposed to be mandatory that more and more judges seem to not care about.

Be safe and always get consent.

by Brotogé September 16, 2016

Cinderella

A Disney film about a girl who suffers through years of domestic abuse and psychological torment until an old lady gives her shiny clothes to wear to a dance so she can spend a few minutes dancing with the richest guy at the party.

Cinderella sends a lot of weird messages to kids.

by Brotogé September 16, 2016