top drawer

Defecating in the upper part of a toilet so as to make the water incessantly brown.

Kaalberg was really pissing me off, so when he wasn't looking I went top drawer. For a week that idiot couldn't figure out why there was always deuce in the toilet water

by Brooks June 04, 2003

smoked

When a female gives a man oral sex.

She took me back to the house last night and smoked me.

by Brooks July 16, 2004

nut double

when a human expells gas that smells distinctly similar to burnt nuts covered in hazelnut.

awh! who ripped that nut double?

by brooks February 14, 2005

Politowski

The act of giving a blow job from under the president's desk.

Did you hear president Clinton got a politowski.

by brooks December 31, 2003