Brooks's definitions

smoked

When a female gives a man oral sex.

She took me back to the house last night and smoked me.

by Brooks July 16, 2004

pervus wilson

A nice way to call someone pussy whipped.
Pervus = pussy
Wilson = whipped

Lee is Pervus Wilson.

by Brooks July 16, 2004

Politowski

The act of giving a blow job from under the president's desk.

Did you hear president Clinton got a politowski.

by brooks December 31, 2003

top drawer

Defecating in the upper part of a toilet so as to make the water incessantly brown.

Kaalberg was really pissing me off, so when he wasn't looking I went top drawer. For a week that idiot couldn't figure out why there was always deuce in the toilet water

by Brooks June 4, 2003