Brisk's definitions

RNC

The age-old Republican National Convention, A proud subsidiary of The National Rifle Association.

"Welcome to the 252nd annual RNC. Load up your guns and lock in your ammo."

by Brisk July 27, 2004

Bam Margera

Skateboarding spoiler.
See Ralph Nader.

Bam Margera is to spoiling Tony Hawk's Underground 2 as MTV is to spoiling music.

by Brisk November 10, 2004

Pepsi

See what Coke is doing and copy it.

New Mindeltraxethyl Berry Pepsi! (Kind of running out of flavor modifications here)

by Brisk June 8, 2004

This Land

A Political cartoon on JibJab.com that is, unlike The Fox News Channel, Fair and Balanced.
These guys are amateurs at flash/photoshop, but still awesome.

"This Land is my Land, This Land is Your Land, I'm a texas tiger, you're a liberal wiener, I'm a great crusader, you're a herman muuunster, this land will surely vote for me." - George W. Bush

"This Land is my Land, This Land is Your Land, I'm an intellectual, you're a stupid dumbass. I'm a purple heart winner, and yes it's true I won it thrice, this land will surely vote for me." - John Kerry

by Brisk July 27, 2004

Qwest

A telco that prides itself on mysterious 'how did that get there?' charges.

There is no 'you' in Qwest.

by Brisk June 5, 2004