Brisk's definitions

Pepsi

See what Coke is doing and copy it.

New Mindeltraxethyl Berry Pepsi! (Kind of running out of flavor modifications here)

by Brisk June 8, 2004

Dora the explorer

1. A Nickelodeon Kidshow.

2. A PlayboyTV Strippershow, 15 years from now.

1. XxJamesRocketxxx: DORA THE EXPLORER IS SO SLOW. I MEAN IT TAKES HER 30 DAMN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH A BRIDGE, A FOREST, AND A SWAMP.

2. XxJamesRocketxxx: DORA THE EXPLORER IS SO SLOW. I MEAN IT TAKES HER 30 DAMN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH A ****, A ******, AND A ***.

by Brisk July 6, 2004

Wal-mart

A place for ghetto people to shop. Where every dollar you spend goes back to support ghetto communities in other parts of the world.

I shop at my neighborhood Wal-Mart, and my money goes to support fellow ghetto families in Indonesia and Mexico.

by Brisk July 6, 2004

Comcasted

Being stopped from doing something by an imposed limit, but not being told what that limit is under any circumstances.

If Disneyland was Comcasted:

Agent: "You have exceeded your fun limit for the day. You must leave the park immediately."
Tourist: "Limits? I wasn't told of any limits. What are the limits, if I may ask?"
Agent: "You may not."

by Brisk June 8, 2004

Qwest

A telco that prides itself on mysterious 'how did that get there?' charges.

There is no 'you' in Qwest.

by Brisk June 5, 2004

Bam Margera

Skateboarding spoiler.
See Ralph Nader.

Bam Margera is to spoiling Tony Hawk's Underground 2 as MTV is to spoiling music.

by Brisk November 10, 2004

RNC

The age-old Republican National Convention, A proud subsidiary of The National Rifle Association.

"Welcome to the 252nd annual RNC. Load up your guns and lock in your ammo."

by Brisk July 27, 2004