Brisk's definitions

Dollar store

Where to go if you're a rich pimp wanting much more class than the 99 cent store.

None o' that 99 cent crap, Jeeves. To tha dollar store.

by Brisk June 20, 2004

This Land

A Political cartoon on JibJab.com that is, unlike The Fox News Channel, Fair and Balanced.
These guys are amateurs at flash/photoshop, but still awesome.

"This Land is my Land, This Land is Your Land, I'm a texas tiger, you're a liberal wiener, I'm a great crusader, you're a herman muuunster, this land will surely vote for me." - George W. Bush

"This Land is my Land, This Land is Your Land, I'm an intellectual, you're a stupid dumbass. I'm a purple heart winner, and yes it's true I won it thrice, this land will surely vote for me." - John Kerry

by Brisk July 27, 2004

Spaghetti Nightmare

What devlops after you get so many wired accessories connected to any one television, computer, etc.
Usually consisting of live wires and wires from old, forgotten equipment (Turntables, anyone?)
It also maybe the doing of your phone or cable company. Why do you think those utility boxes are so freakin' huge?


Maybe also be used as another term for the food at Carrabba's Italian Grill.

Bob's old wiring gets tangled in with the rest of the Spaghetti Nightmare behind his TV.

Comcast adds it's own wiring to AT&T's Spaghetti Nightmare.

I ate at Carrabba's Italian Grill, it was a Spaghetti Nightmare.

by Brisk June 15, 2004

low-carb

A diet low in carbonation, like Coca-cola, Pepsi and such.

I don't drink soda anymore... I'm on a low-carb diet.

by Brisk July 6, 2004

nuclear option

The new, hip word for 'last resort' coined by the creative vocabularies in the united states senate.

Buying out the Mom & Pop store was the nuclear option.

by Brisk June 3, 2005

PBS Kidshow

When someone is carrying on like a preschool teacher, or using VERY obvious statements when no children are actually present.

That guy over there keeps rambling on like a PBS Kidshow.

by Brisk July 6, 2004

Motor City

A Neighborhood in southside Colorado Springs that is nothing but Car Dealerships.

Motor City drive, 35 ex-cons per square mile.

by Brisk October 31, 2004