Livewire

Possibly the worst incarnation of Mountain Dew ever. No idea why they chose to continue it in 2004, It didn't pass our taste tests in 2003 (7.1 Overall.)
Drink some Pineapple Soda infused with Red Bull instead. (9.6 Overall.)

Livewire is just trying to cash in with the 'ieet h4x0r' crowd.

by Brisk June 20, 2004

Dollar store

Where to go if you're a rich pimp wanting much more class than the 99 cent store.

None o' that 99 cent crap, Jeeves. To tha dollar store.

by Brisk June 20, 2004

PBS Kidshow

When someone is carrying on like a preschool teacher, or using VERY obvious statements when no children are actually present.

That guy over there keeps rambling on like a PBS Kidshow.

by Brisk July 07, 2004

Comcasted

Being stopped from doing something by an imposed limit, but not being told what that limit is under any circumstances.

If Disneyland was Comcasted:

Agent: "You have exceeded your fun limit for the day. You must leave the park immediately."
Tourist: "Limits? I wasn't told of any limits. What are the limits, if I may ask?"
Agent: "You may not."

by Brisk June 09, 2004

Qwest

A telco that prides itself on mysterious 'how did that get there?' charges.

There is no 'you' in Qwest.

by Brisk June 06, 2004

Pepsi

See what Coke is doing and copy it.

New Mindeltraxethyl Berry Pepsi! (Kind of running out of flavor modifications here)

by Brisk June 09, 2004

PBS Syndrome

Stopping whatever you're doing every couple of minutes to ask for pledges.
Robots and Computer programs can also be programmed to do this, commonly called shareware.

That streetcorner guitarist has PBS Syndrome.
MIRC and WinZip are programmed for PBS Syndrome.

by Brisk July 12, 2004