Brisk's definitions

Dora the explorer

1. A Nickelodeon Kidshow.

2. A PlayboyTV Strippershow, 15 years from now.

1. XxJamesRocketxxx: DORA THE EXPLORER IS SO SLOW. I MEAN IT TAKES HER 30 DAMN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH A BRIDGE, A FOREST, AND A SWAMP.

2. XxJamesRocketxxx: DORA THE EXPLORER IS SO SLOW. I MEAN IT TAKES HER 30 DAMN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH A ****, A ******, AND A ***.

by Brisk July 6, 2004

PBS Kidshow

When someone is carrying on like a preschool teacher, or using VERY obvious statements when no children are actually present.

That guy over there keeps rambling on like a PBS Kidshow.

by Brisk July 6, 2004

nuclear option

The new, hip word for 'last resort' coined by the creative vocabularies in the united states senate.

Buying out the Mom & Pop store was the nuclear option.

by Brisk June 3, 2005

low-carb

A diet low in carbonation, like Coca-cola, Pepsi and such.

I don't drink soda anymore... I'm on a low-carb diet.

by Brisk July 6, 2004

Motor City

A Neighborhood in southside Colorado Springs that is nothing but Car Dealerships.

Motor City drive, 35 ex-cons per square mile.

by Brisk October 31, 2004

Livewire

Possibly the worst incarnation of Mountain Dew ever. No idea why they chose to continue it in 2004, It didn't pass our taste tests in 2003 (7.1 Overall.)
Drink some Pineapple Soda infused with Red Bull instead. (9.6 Overall.)

Livewire is just trying to cash in with the 'ieet h4x0r' crowd.

by Brisk June 20, 2004

Madden Curse

Originated in 2001 when EA started putting cover shots of famous football stars on the cover of Madden NFL videogames.
Every player to be on the cover since then has had a season ending injury and/or a losing streak. Examples:

Madden 2001 cover: Eddie George, Titans RB

Before cover: The Titans reached the Super Bowl the prior season and George had gone to three consecutive Pro Bowls.

After cover: George made the Pro Bowl in 2000, but averaged 3.2 yards per carry in 2001 and 2002 and the Titans haven't been back to the Super Bowl.

Madden 2002 cover: Daunte Culpepper, Vikings QB

Before cover: Culpepper threw 33 TD passes and led team to the NFC championship game.

After cover: Culpepper missed five games in 2001 with a knee injury, threw a league-high 23 interceptions in 2002; the Vikings have gone 11-21 since 2000.

Madden 2003 cover: Marshall Faulk, Rams RB

Before cover: Faulk had become the first player in NFL history to gain 2,000 yards from scrimmage in four consecutive seasons; the Rams had been to three straight postseasons.

After cover: Plagued by an ankle injury, Faulk started a career-low 10 games as the Rams missed the playoffs.

Madden 2004 cover: Michael Vick, Falcons QB

Before cover: He was on a roll coming into the year, having set four NFL records in the 2002 season and established a reputation as one of the games' most electrifying players.

After cover: Early in the 2003 pre-season, Vick broke his leg in the first quarter of a game against the Baltimore Ravens. He was out for the first 11 games of the season.

Prior to 2001, John Madden was on the cover of Madden NFL games. John Madden is the only man in history to withstand the power of the Madden Curse.

by Brisk August 12, 2004