Brigante's definitions

hello moto

A phrase that reoccurs repeatly everytime Motorola want to bombard me with the message to buy one of their crap phones.

Later on ITV, the news. Next, the "Hello fucking Moto" movie premiere.

by Brigante July 1, 2005

Lady Muck

British term to refer to a woman who has pretensions to be of high station but who in reality is anything but.

Here comes Lady Muck now.

by brigante November 12, 2005

manchester

A dreary rain sodden swamp with delusions of grandeur. Amongst its highlights are a sprawling urban vista devoid of life and character, compulsary sheep shagging and yobbo bands like Oasis who spend all their time snorting coke and thus haven't turned out a good album in 10 years. Its people get off on belittling its near neighbour Liverpool as crime ridden and poor, even though it has higher crime and sky high poverty itself. When not endlessly telling itself it is "world famous" (though for what remains a mystery to most) its people attend matches at its premier league football club Manchester Utd - where ticket prices are set to double due to their greedy avaristic new owner, who they entirely deserve for being a bunch of glory seeking gormless twats. Famous Manchunians have included the Beegees, Reg Holdsworth and the worlds worst serial killer, Harold Shipman.

World famous?

Only a handful of definitions on here.

by Brigante July 18, 2008

grim up north

An English phrase used by residents of the South to desribe the Northern half of the country. Stems from the period of history when the north was highly industrialised

I would go to Lancashire, but you know what they say, it's grim up north.

by Brigante July 7, 2005

london

Cancerous sprawl that basically sucks the life out of the rest of the country.

We had some power once - the parliament in London abolished it.

We had industry once - London didn't so it was allowed to rot away by the government based down there.

by Brigante July 1, 2005

yoko

Scheming nip who eminates malice from every pore.

Paul McCartney spoke of his fondness to attack Yoko with a claw hammer.

by Brigante June 26, 2005

most haunted

Money making SCAM of a TV show that supposedly investigates paranormal activity but infact consists of nothing more then endless screaming, specs of dust cunningly termed "orbs" and a fake medium with questionable taste in jewellery and hair.

Oh look, Living TV have 8 hours of Most Haunted on tonight.

by Brigante July 1, 2005