Brian's definitions

philippeeno

A guy who can't urinate.

I didn't know you were a philippeeno!

by Brian April 23, 2005

blue bombaroo

well really it just like skiing but instead four people are involved, yes, that is correct, three dudes, preferably wingmen, and on hot semi classy girl. this semi classy girl gives the two men who are small in the pants hand jobs but gives the larger man head. its good fun and the girl only needs to be semi drunk.

dude, there is only one hot girl on this retreat that will give us action. but there is three of us.

lets get a blue bombaroo.

SWEET

well i am 8inches so she will suck my cock.

well we will take what we can get.

by brian May 13, 2005

BUTTER COOKIES

Derived from butterface. Female gender who is good looking but is genetically given ugly cookies (tip of nipple).

I saw that girl naked at Mardi Gras... buttercookies unfortunately.

by Brian March 6, 2005

Dumpy

Fat, sloppy...basically any word for a fat person (especially a fat girl).

Also can be used as: dumps, slops, etc.

Hey Dumpy (when you see a fat girl).

Wow, that girl is dumpy.

by Brian April 24, 2004

ROLF

1. To eat huge portions of food
2. To eat at Pizza Hut
3. To vomit

I ROLFed an entire large pizza.

I went ROLFing with some friends, and our waitress was attractive.

I ROLFed after eating that massive portion of food.

by Brian August 28, 2004

gooch smacker

When a hips are motioned foward and back in a fast motion causing the scrotum to making clapping sounds on the stomach and googh area.

Zeke did the gooch smacker so hard he hurt his nuts.

by Brian May 13, 2005

f1

Fastes cars on the planet. either if your talkign about Formula one, or the idolized McLaren F1. Crotch rockets can go fast, but try pulling out of a powerslide at 200 MPH on a bike. or even try taking a hairpin turn on a race course on a superbike, while trying to keep pace with the F1.

Ferrari owns the F1 world

Dude! crotch rockets suck compared to the Mclaren f1

by Brian October 12, 2004