Brian's definitions

dirty harry

a sexual manuver whereby a man and woman are having sex doggie style and the man as he is about to climax pulls out and fakes his orgasm by spitting hot saliva on the womans back, the woman then thinking the man is done turns around only to have the mans load blown in her face (possible somebody was watching clint eastwood as dirty harry when this move was pioneered)

i walked in on my parents having sex and to my suprise my dad served my mom up a dirty harry. Way to go dad, thats what that bitch gets for grounding me.

by brian March 14, 2004

Hownage

When you not only own someone, you also make them your bitch, or "hoe" them, technically, this is not ownage, it can only be classified as Hownage.

That sure was some nasty hownage when I overboarded that chick.

by Brian October 13, 2004

chib

a small piece of chewed food.

I was eating quickly and had a chib on the side of my face.

by Brian October 5, 2003

Bumbler

A clumbsy idiot who happens to be funny looking too.

Casey ran into the tv and boom crash boom bang. Things were broken yet Casey looked funny when doing it so people called him a Bumbler.

by Brian February 27, 2005

Fatties

(Noun) Just another word for big, fat, floppy boobs. Also a great nickname for friends if you want to piss them off.

Holy hell that chick has some massive fatties!!

Hey fatties! How ya doin? (say this to a guy to be most effective)

by Brian October 13, 2004

Skelatwhore

A whore who is abnormally skinny.

Paris Hilton is a Skelatwhore

by Brian December 3, 2003

toxic

A new song by Britney Spears that every guy cannot resist watching in total dis-belief!

Don't cha know that you're Toxic!

by Brian February 28, 2004