Brian's definitions

carpetbagger

1. One who is somewhere they do not belong.
2. One who moved South after the Civil War to get rich. They take over all jobs, land, money, offices, and tell everyone how to live.
3. My neighbors. See "soccer mom" and "yuppie."

The carpet baggers say we can't say "black" anymore because it's PC.

by Brian November 27, 2003

wonderdog

The Canadian Favourite

The Wonderdog is favoured.

by Brian February 24, 2003

padussy

When you hump your boys girlfriend.

Hey J.B. , but I hit padussy.

by Brian October 27, 2004

Xanga'd

Xanga'd - Verb - Past Tense :

To post an entry on you're Xanga webpage.

I just Xanga'd about that Party last night.

by Brian April 9, 2004

Overboard

When you done banging a chick on a bunk bed, and she wants to cuddle, you kick her bitch ass off the bed so you can have the whole damn thing to yourself.

When I was through with Amy I overboarded her.

by Brian October 12, 2004

cockblaster

One who loves to blast cock into their rectum.

Ryan is such a cockblaster.

by Brian October 16, 2003

MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Word made famous by the classic movie "American Pie".

Dood... Did you see that MILF walk out of Toys 'R' Us?

by Brian December 11, 2003