Brian's definitions

Hank

A ciggerette, or a tobacco product

Let's go outside and smoke a hank

by Brian December 10, 2003

retardork

a retarded person who can't be described in detail

Yo mama is a retardork.

by Brian February 3, 2004

led zeppelin

Led Zeppelin, arguably the greatest band of all time. Their music is amazing, but there's a lot more to them than Stairway To Heaven and Kashmir and the other songs everyone associates them with. Now, dont get me wrong, those are both amazing songs, but there's a lot more to them people should hear. People also say that young people dont appriciate their music, well, i know a 14 year old has signed it, along with a 15 and i think a 17 year old. And I'm 13 years old, and I think they're amazing. I also have a few frieds my age that listen to Led Zeppelin, along with other great bands like AC/DC, Van Halen, Guns N' Roses, The Rolling Stones, The Who, and so much more...

I just got limewire working on my computer today and celebrated by downloading all of Led Zeppelin I and Led Zeppeling II, CD's I was originally going to spend $30 dollars on, but got em' for free.

by Brian February 8, 2005

ripshitup

When a person totally rips shit up and kicks ass.

by brian September 6, 2003

jasper ass cockfuck

A genuine redneck

Look at that jasper ass cockfuck in that lifted truck.

by Brian March 10, 2004

Homestar Runner

Poster boy for the Special Olympics

Homestar runner makes you laugh at his stupidity and charmed by his personality.

by Brian April 17, 2003

Green, White, and Red

The colors that make up the flag of Italy. They ared displayed in three vertical rectangles in the above order.

red white and blue + green white and red = an Italian American.

by brian July 17, 2005