Brendan's definitions

Slimpenis

Parody of the name of rapper Slim Shady (Marshall Mathers) used by people who think he is simply a fake ass white boy.

''Hi my name is, Slimpenis''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

black watch

UK army regiment from Perthshire sent into Iraq "triangle of death" as an aid to American troops in the region. This is in the effort to take control of Fallujah, the only city in Iraq remaining under rebel control.

Three soldiers from the Black Watch were killed by a suicide bomber today.

by brendan November 5, 2004

m203

The M203A1 is a 40mm, single shot, breech loaded, pump action, shoulder fired grenade launcher. It is used by both American and Canadian forces. It is mounted under the barrel. It ranges from 100-400m adjustable in 50m increments. The most commonly used rounds are smoke, CS, and HE rounds. It weighs 1.3kg unloaded and 1.8kg loaded depending on the round. It is simple to operate, take apart, and clean.

The M203 Grenadier took out a trench from 350m.

by Brendan September 29, 2004

hold up

1. Wait a minute. Used when a new idea has popped into one's head or when one thinks something is a bad idea.
2. A robbery, eg. a bank hold up.

1. 22:18:17 brendan 22:18 Orbital - Halcyon + On + On says:
its gotta be the hardest one to write a lot about yet, and shes not even taugtht us anything about the line
22:18:19 brendan 22:18 Orbital - Halcyon + On + On says:
hold up
22:18:24 brendan 22:18 Orbital - Halcyon + On + On says:
shes not taught us anything full stp
2. You hear about the big hold up down town?

by brendan September 21, 2004

S&M

Scott and Moeller.

Awesome BMX products. The frames aren't too heavy and are very strong. The customer service is awesome as well.

I used to ride the S&M Dirtbike Classic, Zach rode the War Pig, and Paul had the Sabbath.

S&M Pitchforks have a 1000 year warranty.

by Brendan January 29, 2005

calm the ham

adj. To calm down.

''Calm the ham man''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

golf

Game for fat rich old men - and Tiger Woods. Somewhere in between baseball and croquet. Very boring to watch.

The British Open Golf Championship is at Royal Troon, Scotland in 2004.

by brendan July 16, 2004