Spoffing

adj. 1. Something fantastic. Utter brilliance.
2. To do something with a style only that of a geek could duplicate. (e.g. Beci Evans)
''It's a Spoffingly fine day today, isn't it Holmes? It's so Spoffing I think I'll go inside, make myself a glass of lemonade and come right back outside again''
by Brendan April 07, 2003
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confused

George Bush is so confused he thinks he's a suitable president
by Brendan October 10, 2003
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LR

Acronym: Lay report. A summary of sexual encounters.
Go on then man, what's the LR?!
by brendan May 13, 2004
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bububu

a stupid turtle who thinks stupid means smart hate means love kill means dear im having a baby or in other words bring to life.
tendys and bububu show
by brendan December 20, 2003
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1%

A segment of the population (and originally the biker population) defined by behavior that is morally incomprehensible to most people. A common (and by some accounts required) 'feat' to earn "%1" designation: To have eaten a woman out while she is on the rag.

Also, refers to the known killer(s) within a biker gang by it's members. Though this is falling into disuse.

1%'s most common meaning is simply "crazy", with the specific connetation of an unknown hidden deeper direction of the one who is 1%.
"No way should you deal with that guy, he's 1%"
by Brendan October 11, 2004
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Kevon Sampson

Biggest dickhead in the whole world
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milking the lizard

I was on the computer milking the lizard yesterday and my mum walked in!
by brendan June 19, 2004
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