Brendan's definitions

reflexx

A person who loves ashley.

reflex loves ashley.

by Brendan February 2, 2004

Ambleside

The smallest town in the world. Has a pub, a wee cinema, a chippy and a youth hostel. Watch out for a geography group from Livingston each September staying at the YH, especially if they have taken advantage of the vodka sold locally at a mere £7. Nice place the YH, right next to a big lake. Surprisingly a decent place to be at for a while considering there is almost nothing to do!

''Let's Ambleside!''

by Brendan September 19, 2003

Moleschievious

Used to describe someone who gives off the impression that they are a pedophile, or has some other equally deviant sexual desire to molest something or someone.

Check out that guy over there hanging out in the childrens' underwear section. He's totally moleschievious.

by Brendan January 2, 2004

West Lothian Council

The meanest bastards on Earth.

''Did u hear they WLC cunts got caught having an all male gangbang last night?''

by Brendan April 6, 2003

BAFC

Acronym: Below Average Frustrated Chump.

If this carries on for much longer i'm going to turn into a BAFC.

by brendan May 13, 2004

shattered

To be as tired as fuck

"I just ran 10k and am fucking shattered"

by Brendan October 10, 2003

Welly

To try really hard doing something (Scottish).

''Put some welly intae it ya useless cunt''

by Brendan April 5, 2003