Brendan's definitions

g33k

The worst rank of geek. A geek that thinks they're cool because they're '1337'. However, most g33ks seem not to be aware that ones level of 1337|\|355 is inversely proporsional to ones chances of getting a girlfriend.

Andrew Baxter

by Brendan September 13, 2003

Spladaa!

An expression of extremely random excitement, angst, or condesencion

Spence got owned... Spladaa!

by Brendan December 2, 2004

sleep

The stuff that accumulates at the side of your eyes after a kip. You tend to get more of it if you're unwell or have been out of it for a long time.

"I've got loads of sleep in my eyes. I need to get some water to rinse it out."

by Brendan July 31, 2005

NYFD

Acronym: New York Fire Department

He worked for the NYFD but retired last month.

by brendan September 5, 2004

FTMD - Fork To Mouth Disease

The actual name of the disease for fat / overweight people living in denial and believing that their weight gain is from an over-active pituitary or thyroid gland.

"My mother-in-law suffers from fork to mouth disease!"

by Brendan October 16, 2003

three second rule

The three second rule is as follows: When you walk into the room where the girl you are interested in is or when she arrives in the vicinity you must initiate conversation within three seconds so to convey spontaneous thought. If you do not follow it and initiate conversation after a couple of minutes she may be less talkative and less attracted by your likely prepared speech. Even if you come out with some shit it will likely be better than preparing something to say. She'll probably be able to tell.

*Shit here she is, here goes*.."eh Hey you're looking fine today girl..where have you been i've not seen you since yesterday"
"yeah! I was at my boyfriend's house"
"oh, ok, eh, *wtf nooo!* - eh, what u been up to then?"

by brendan June 19, 2004

Stane

A Stone (Scottish)

''Chuck us oar a stane ya wee fat cunt, n stop playin way yer wee maggot''

by Brendan April 7, 2003