Brendan's definitions

aistos

The sound at the start of foreign athletics races before the 'bang', as opposed to 'take your marks' (onomatopoeia). nb. Word probably does not actually exist even with a similar, different spelling, it's just the interpretation of the noise and it's spelling (if it was a word/phrase) by one individual.

The sound at the start of foreign athletics races before the 'bang', as opposed to 'take your marks' - "AISTOS..BANG!"

by brendan January 21, 2004

lifter

1.Someone that steals goods from shops - a thief a (shop)lifter
2.A weightlifter.

1.Winona Ryder
2.Arnold Schwarzenegger (he is no politician!)

by Brendan October 2, 2003

flick

A film lacking in integrity - only viewed for a particular reason; commonly a "chick flick".

-What did you think of the flick?
-Ah, it was OK, not great.

by brendan September 16, 2004

hard

What someone may be named if they have an erect donger.

''Look at him, he's gone hard!''

by Brendan April 6, 2003

Is it because I is black?

Phrase coined by Ali G - the ironically white, Cambridge educated comedian who has made a really successful career out of his TV persona/s. Ali G is actually called Sasha Baron Cohen and is not a Muslim. The phrase follows his screen belief that he is a black gangster from Staines (England).

Police officer: Can you please move back to the side sir or we will have to take you to the station?
Ali G: Wait a minute, come on, is it because I is black?

by brendan September 14, 2004

iyss

Acronym: If You Say So

Johnny says:
have you heard the new Britney Spears song?
brendan says:
yeah some of it
brendan says:
then i turned the radio off
Johnny says:
i like it
Johnny says:
its good :)
brendan says:
iyss

by brendan May 25, 2004

UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASON

uber paranoid urbandictionary.com user. thinks he is funny too unfortunately

UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASON: "Create a new e-mail address at yahoo or hotmail or whatnot and post all definitions from it and use a fake address for recommending deletions, unless your penis is small and you need offers to make it bigger."

by brendan May 15, 2004