bodybuilding

The art of sculpting the body to show muscular finess. This can vary from extremely amateur, young, teenage kids who know very little about bodybuilding, to professional IBFF bodybuilders that take numerous steroids and live for what the majority of the populace would see as freakish musculature.

Bodybuilding is like Fight Club...I was on a plane the other day, sitting in my seat at the back of the plane. I looked up and saw a guy get on the plane...big guy. I knew he lifted. I knew he ate oatmeal and egg whites for breakfast. He looked at me. He knew I lifted. He knew I had a protein shake before bed. We didnt say one word to each other ('cause he was all the way up front and I was in the back), but I knew...and he knew. Now that's some cool, Fight Club type shit. Bodybuilding is the best thing since sliced bread...whole grain bread that is. - adapted from the memoirs of g_g_g_unit

by brendan November 05, 2004

poke

To touch something but without much force, often with a small impliment.

''He toe poked it over the goal line''

by Brendan April 07, 2003

UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASON

uber paranoid urbandictionary.com user. thinks he is funny too unfortunately

UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASON: "Create a new e-mail address at yahoo or hotmail or whatnot and post all definitions from it and use a fake address for recommending deletions, unless your penis is small and you need offers to make it bigger."

by brendan May 15, 2004

hard

What someone may be named if they have an erect donger.

''Look at him, he's gone hard!''

by Brendan April 06, 2003

iyss

Acronym: If You Say So

Johnny says:
have you heard the new Britney Spears song?
brendan says:
yeah some of it
brendan says:
then i turned the radio off
Johnny says:
i like it
Johnny says:
its good :)
brendan says:
iyss

by brendan May 25, 2004

Is it because I is black?

Phrase coined by Ali G - the ironically white, Cambridge educated comedian who has made a really successful career out of his TV persona/s. Ali G is actually called Sasha Baron Cohen and is not a Muslim. The phrase follows his screen belief that he is a black gangster from Staines (England).

Police officer: Can you please move back to the side sir or we will have to take you to the station?
Ali G: Wait a minute, come on, is it because I is black?

by brendan September 14, 2004

jibberish

See gibberish. "Jibberish" is a common mispelling.

-How do you spell gibberish Michael?
-But miss! I've already answered today! - ok,erm, J..
-WRONG!

by brendan September 06, 2004