Brendan's definitions

Douche

Thing to squirt in a chicks twat so she don't stink like dead fish anymore
--or--
What you call people who are really stupid and should be shot

You're a douche mate.

by Brendan November 25, 2003

short end of the stick

A small cock

"Wait a minute Jack, I've been in prison for three years. If she's been getting the short end of the stick, maybe she'd like to go a couple of laps around the track with us!"

by brendan June 27, 2004

1337

The term 1337 is just an abreviation of Elite.

1 R T3h 1337 j00 f4g!

by Brendan July 23, 2006

exams

memory tests

i passed the exam because i remembered answers to all the potential questions.

by brendan May 19, 2004

dmsn

Improved version of MSN instant messenger. Not made by Microsoft Network. Name changed to Mercury to avoid getting sued off Microsoft. Allows you to show what song you're listening to and other stuff like that.

22:14:13 Some people call me Maurice says:
wots wi ur name howd u get it to show the songs?
22:14:26 brendan 22:14 Orbital - Halcyon + On + On says:
its dmsn
22:14:27 brendan 22:14 Orbital - Halcyon + On + On says:
google up

by brendan September 21, 2004

Wee Man

1. A short male (Scottish)
2. A small penis (Scottish)

''Grant put your wee man away''

by Brendan April 6, 2003

Lemon

1. A gay gurl,
often hot,
but sometimes not,
she'll go for the furry cup,
and ruffle her girlfriend up,
then she'll start kissing her and feeling her insides,
then its time for the strap on and penetration deep inside
2. A citrus fruit

1. TATU,
Luceal + Tang
2. ''dat lemonade sure woz good''

by Brendan April 6, 2003