Braveheart's thirst for blood's definitions

rabbit pellets

What you get when you are partly constipated and strain with all your might while defecating on the toilet, so called because the tiny balls of feces in the bottom of the toilet look like rabbit dung.

"I strained for half an hour in that bathroom and all I was able to get were rabbit pellets."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood August 20, 2006

enema-cowboy

An actual password on an AOL trial disk back in the 1990s. An enema-cowboy is gay man who rides another man like a cowboy rides a horse and penetrates so deeply that it effectively impacts the bowels (like an enema).

Did you see that enema-cowboy?, He's got such a lisp and I heard that he rides Elton John like the wild stallion.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood February 13, 2007

no talent whatsoever

Any "music" (actually non-music)artist that has recorded a song from any time since the start of Clinton's first term and still counting. Also called a Zero-hit wonder.

Most of today's rap and goth-metal artists have no talent whatsoever.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood August 21, 2006

aol disk

Time-Warner's way to make sure Linux never gets on to too many PCs. You see, if AOL is installed on more computers, users would be forced to use the dial-up modem (tyranny by costliness) which runs only on Windows.

Back in the old days, an aol disk was a floppy disk, which meant they could be reformatted and reused. But now they are a CD-ROM, which wastes plastic for crappy software, software which prohibits you from starting any executable code (even beneficial code) on your computer for the first 5 minutes after you sign on.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 22, 2007

whopper patch

A transdermal patch in a Burger King commercial that enables the wearer to resist the craving for a Whopper.

Narrator:It's been many hours of staring for these people in the staring contest. Now we bring in the Whopper to see who wins.
::places Whopper in between the two people staring at each other::
::Person 1 looks away and eats the whopper::
::Person 2 rolls up his sleeve to show the Whopper Patch::
Person 1:"Whopper patch!!?? That's not fair!!"

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007

pseudo-random

Describing a sequence of numbers generated by a deterministic computer that is seemingly random, but eventually repeats. Good pseudo-random number generators have very long periods before the sequence repeats.

The date Easter falls on is pseudo-random in that it cannot be predicted off the top of someone's head, and it takes 5.7 million years for the sequence to repeat.

To generate a pseudo-random number in C, you'd use the Rand(); function.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood April 1, 2007

witches test

In engineering, any destructive test which results in the system under test being destroyed even if the system passes the test. Usually done more for the entertainment value of destruction instead of achieving any scientific end. Refers to the Renaissance-era test in which a (supposed) witch was thrown into a large body of water--if she drowns, she's not a witch..if she floats, she's a witch and was killed by another method. Both results of the test result in death.

Me:"Don't send your antique radio to Ignautius, he only does witches tests."
My friend:"What does he do?"
Me:"If a fuse blows he replaces it with a higher amperage fuse until something else blows."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood April 25, 2006