Brandon's definitions

shmurkin

tight,smooth,fresh.

This chicken is shmurkin.

by Brandon June 6, 2003

Pipe Cleaner

One who uses a pipe cleaner to clean his/her ass in order for it to be clean enough for anal sex. Great preparation for a Donkey Punch

Pat's not straight, he's a fucking pipe cleaner.

by Brandon May 5, 2003

yoop

A counter to the words "What" and "Huh"

"Did you bring it?"
"Bring what?"
"Yoop!"

by Brandon April 13, 2005

homie

Vernacular Black English for someone from the same city as the speaker; now used by young urban whites as well.

Yo, homie, what it is?

by Brandon March 22, 2007

Dasha

An amazing wondeful beautiful woman with high sself respect ... will let no one bring her down

My self asteem is so low i wish i could be like Dasha

by Brandon May 22, 2004

Blazinweed

A student who is totally a 1337 h4x0r who currently attends Fleming Island Highschool. He comepletely pwns you all In Warcraft 3, Halo 2, and In everyday life. Compared to Blazinweed (teh brandon), you all suck hard.

Also referred to commonly as God

Dude, its teh 1337 Blazinweed! Bow down before he liek killzz us all!!

by Brandon April 6, 2005

money sauce

A defining moment in competition to belittle your opponent.

that full house was "money sauce," bitch.

by Brandon June 20, 2006