A strange, bicycle-horn sounding creature that has the intelligence of a 3 year old and the alcohol content of a gasoline
tank. If you ask a ZornBITCH how it's day is going, they will freak out and accuse you of stalking them, but later you will be "totally cool....just so cool." Often confuse with an exotic dancer who just had a stroke because it gyrates and dances with
money when the subject of
high school US history is brought up.