A strange, bicycle-horn sounding creature that has the intelligence of a 3 year old and the alcohol content of a gasoline tank. If you ask a ZornBITCH how it's day is going, they will freak out and accuse you of stalking them, but later you will be "totally cool....just so cool." Often confuse with an exotic dancer who just had a stroke because it gyrates and dances with money when the subject of high school US history is brought up.

Jeff: Hey look at that ZornBITCH dancing around over there!

Jack: Wait, no one is talking about 19 century industrialists....why is this happening?

ZornBITCH by SuperMINI September 20, 2012

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Zorbii

The only human being on the planet to feed his car a balanced breakfast.

Zorbii grenaded his 5th engine, he will now feed it breakfast.

Zorbii by 6_memedia December 2, 2020

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Zombitute

A zombie prostitute. Cheap and ready for the get go. Need more explaining? Slap him, or her around for the hell of it before unleashing your fantasies inside their cracked, and rotten skull. See Zlut for the more classy undead seductresses.

I was feeling down, and ordered a Zombitute by phone to keep me company for the night.

I took advantage of the Zombitute's cracked skull, and gaping flesh wound.

Zombitute by Zombitute Inc. May 15, 2009

zurbit

The fart noise when you blow on a bare belly. Aka raspberry

I'm sorry, what did you just do?
You know, a zurbit.

zurbit by DrMillard April 25, 2015

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zornitsa

Zornitsa Is someone who's body is looking perfect . This person is very beautiful and intelligent , just another word for amazing or shining star.

Oh,man I'm in love with her. She's such a zornitsa.

zornitsa by Zorittoo January 8, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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