Brandon's definitions

partooken

What happens when Nate tries to spell when sleep deprived.

I wish I was cool enough to partooken in that activity.

by Brandon October 10, 2003

Pipe Cleaner

One who uses a pipe cleaner to clean his/her ass in order for it to be clean enough for anal sex. Great preparation for a Donkey Punch

Pat's not straight, he's a fucking pipe cleaner.

by Brandon May 5, 2003

dmb

N: Dave Mathews Band also called the best band by Mike and Jake.

I like dmb

by Brandon December 14, 2003

Snare Drum

To grab somebody, usually a person of the opposite sex, by the back of the head and press their face such that their nose is firmly sealed against your asshole. You then break wind, making a "snare drum" sensation that is pleasant for both parties.

Guy 1: Why does Cindy's have shit in her nostrils?

Guy 2: You didn't hear? We were pounding that loud-ass snare drum all night long.

Guy 1: Sweet-ass dude. I'm happy for both of you.

by Brandon March 22, 2004

dtd

Short for "Diamond Tooth Daddy." One who gets an ugly or fat chick all worked up an ready to screw. Then once in doggy position just slips the tip in then turns around and runs out of the house never to return.

Bob slipped it in and then ran. He is the o.g. DTD.

by Brandon February 20, 2005

flagastag

Every swear that's ever been said before

but parents don't understand

use it in everyday conversations

From the Mother:

Honey clean your room

From the Kid:

Flagastag!!!

by Brandon September 25, 2004

Woo-ha!

A cry of victory. Often used to intimidate others by screaming unexpectedly.

"Woo-ha! I got you all in check!" Busta Rhymes

by Brandon March 11, 2004