Brandon's definitions

optimist

See also: idiot, buffoon, fool, intellectually underdeveloped, mongoloid, deserved rape victim

Dan tried to commit suicide by jumping off of the bridge and only ended up with a broken leg. An optimist walks up and says "Well, at least he didn't die."

by Brandon March 17, 2005

Cutter Kit

a kit used by self-harm kids to keep all of their utensils neat and close at hand. Usually contains shaving razor heads, box cutter blades, modeling blades, and rubbing alchohol. the alchohol is to keep the blades clean or to induce more pain for when the cutter needs to feel even more control in their lives.

i caught sam with her cutter kit yesterday, she freaked... what should we do?

by Brandon December 24, 2003

dougnut fucker

One who has sexual intercourse with any assorted baked good.

"What a doughnut fucker!"

by brandon April 25, 2004

Chriskwanzakuh

(n.) The joint celebration of Christmas, Hannakuh and Kwanzaa. Combines all three major and semi-major holiday wishes (Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa) into one big holiday wish.

Thing 1: Happy Holidays!
Thing 2: Dude, "Happy Holidays" is so lame.
Thing 1: My bad.
Thing 2: You should say "Happy Chriskwanzakuh" instead
Thing 1: "Happy Chryslerwanika!"
Thing 2: ...

by Brandon December 23, 2004

buh

completely random and useless sound in front of "bye", or in some cases, "hi." the real definition of "buh" is unknown, so this is the best i could come up with.

BUH BYE! i'm leaving now
BUH HI! hello, pleasure to meet you sir/madame.

by Brandon September 15, 2004

lemonade stand

When you urinate in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.

Sally was sucking my dick and I had to pee so I gave her a lemonade stand.

by Brandon August 2, 2004

arpeggio

Its something guitarists anymore don't have skill to do , so they chunk away at thier drop tuned garbage to impress another generation of even more brainless kid guitarists.

(kid) Hey , what's that?

(me) That's an arpeggio

(kid)I wish i could do that

(me) You can , you just have to practice more than 5 minutes a day and atleast take playing the guitar a little bit serious.

(kid) But i'm a punk! I don't take anything serious

by Brandon July 19, 2004