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ultimate warrior

One of the most popular wrestlers of the late 80's and early 90's. The posterboy for a wrestler who is all show and no talent. His wrestling ability consist of him running mad-sprint to the ring(usually tiring himself out before the match) then proceeding to shake the ropes as hard as he can. Once the match actually started his greeness was very apparent. The man couldn't even perform his trademark move correctly and actually hurt other wrestlers in doing so. The reason why the Warrior was so popular was plain and simple...he looked cool. Complete with a cut muscular body he also had huge feathered hair which would have made Bon Jovi jealous. He had a streamers flailing from his arms and bright colored facepaint. The Warrior has been noted as a strange man, yes his name is legally The Warrior. To say the least the Ultimate Warrior is or was the worst Heavyweight Champion ever!
Ha, Ultimate Warrior fucked up another move!
by Brandaminator October 9, 2006
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flapper jack

The act of jumping up and down and making your ball sack slap against yourself.
"I remeber in like 6th grade Wilcox did a flapper jack!"
by Brandaminator February 1, 2007
mugGet the flapper jackmug.

Gimme Back My Son!

A general expression of anger or frustration. Derived from Mel Gibson's famous line from the movie Ransom.
"Dude I was so ticked off last night I just screamed Gimme Back My Son!"
by Brandaminator March 19, 2009
mugGet the Gimme Back My Son!mug.

Tooshie

The correct way to spell "Tushy".
Nicole: tushy
Brandon: don't you mean tooshie?
by Brandaminator August 16, 2008
mugGet the Tooshiemug.

texas-handstand

A fake sex position that you tell your buddies you did with a chick so they think you're the man.
Tom: "Hey dude I would totally give that chick the texas-handstand!"
by Brandaminator October 5, 2006
mugGet the texas-handstandmug.

Fortissamo

The act of running full sprint naked. Next tuck your nut-sack into your ass-crack and jump up doing a toe touch. Then proceed to land on your ass onto a plunger.
"Nick, I saw Olar giving himself the Fortissamo in the bathroom after class!"
by Brandaminator October 9, 2006
mugGet the Fortissamomug.

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