KMNS

KMNS is an acronym for the phrase "keep my name safe". This phrase is used whenever someone figures out your legitimate name, and you want to secretly ask them to not tell anyone without blatantly saying it.

Person: "Oh, I found out your name! It's John!"
John: "KMNS!"
Person: "Oh, okay."

by Brainless Maniac January 18, 2025

Iditory

An area filled or mostly filled with imbecilic and arrogant people.

John: "Hey, Dan, how was the first day of school?"

Dan: "It was horrible. I just found out my school was an iditory!"

John: "Oh, why's that?"

Dan: "All of them, they're all just so stupid!"

by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024

Restafful

1. Feeling or showing respect to staff.

2. The act of being respectful to staff.

Jake: "Daniel, you're so restafful!"

Daniel: "I am? What'd I do?"

Jake: "You helped that one guy stack boxes on shelves, remember?"

Daniel: "Oh, that's what you mean."

by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024

Schoolcident

To reference an incident that happened in school.

"Yo, did you hear about the schoolcident?"

"No? What happened?"

"That one kid tripped the principal! He got suspended for quite some time."

by Brainless Maniac August 21, 2024

Eternight

A night which feels extremely long.

"Dude, this is such an eternight."
"Right? This night feels like it'll never end!"

by Brainless Maniac August 21, 2024

Permaybehaps

A silly and comedic way of saying "perhaps" and "maybe" at the same time.

John: "Hey, how's your day been? Was it good?"

Daniel: "Uh... permaybehaps?"

by Brainless Maniac January 01, 2025

Honk Parade

Whenever someone honks a horn from a vehicle, such as a bus horn or car horn, and plays it in a melody.

John: "Daniel, did you hear about what the bus driver did?"

Daniel: "No, what'd he do?"

John: "He did a honk parade of the song 'Jingle Bells' by James Lord Pierpoint!"

by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024