Brad Slocum's definitions

infoverload

A condition of the human mind caused by excessive information absorbtion, often under some type of stress. Often characterized by increased thought flow, jitteriness, and extreme thirst. Usually not healthy for long periods of time, it can be helpful for limited bursts of work, like cramming for finals or finishing a procrastinated project.

"Hear John passed out the other day?"
"Yeah, during the Bio final?"
"Yeah. Saw him the day before. Looked like infoverload to me."
"Prolly. He's always been a procrastinator...."

by Brad Slocum September 20, 2005

bacon pie

A delicious dish, native to Central New York State (Upstate). The first recorded bacon pie was baked for the celebration of Noah Cook's birthday.
A bacon pie consists of 3 pounds of slightly pre-cooked bacon baked in a pie crust. It is agreed that it is a beautiful dish to behold, and its taste a unique and wonderous thing. Bacon pie is usually only consumed with root beer.

We are the few, the select, the elite, for we only have partaken of the Pie. You have not, and are therefore inferior.

"Hey Noah, your mom's making us some bacon pie for dinner, right?"

by Brad Slocum October 10, 2005

blindlessly

recklessly, acting in a beligerent and often unsafe manner

Nigel charged blindlessly up the stairs

by Brad Slocum May 12, 2004

punction

to break through or pierce something

I tried to puntion my skin but missed

by Brad Slocum May 12, 2004

goodnesstacity

how good or cool something is;also coolness

that kid is nice and has a lot of goodnesstacity;that word is goodnesstacity

by brad slocum March 12, 2004

born with a silver spoon up the arse

When someone is overly snobbish or smarmy. The expression implies it is an everpresent part of their nature, ever since birth.

Alan was born with a silver spoon up the arse. That's why he has that accent and such....

by Brad Slocum December 28, 2005

SAPA

Society Against Pointless Acronyms

S.O.L. is a pointless acronym for Standards Of Learning- the SAPA should be swooping in any minute now

by brad slocum March 12, 2004