Brad Slocum's definitions

lurkering

sneaking or stalking someone/thing;especially if you are a Zerg

kyle's lurkering around, I can hear his tentacles slithering

by Brad Slocum March 11, 2004

mapple

an insulting term for any Apple company product excluding the ipod (see iplod)

I hate how no public school can aford anything other than mapples

by Brad Slocum February 25, 2005

blindlessly

recklessly, acting in a beligerent and often unsafe manner

Nigel charged blindlessly up the stairs

by Brad Slocum May 12, 2004

punction

to break through or pierce something

I tried to puntion my skin but missed

by Brad Slocum May 12, 2004

SAPA

Society Against Pointless Acronyms

S.O.L. is a pointless acronym for Standards Of Learning- the SAPA should be swooping in any minute now

by brad slocum March 12, 2004

breacation

(noun) When there is, for whatever, reason, time off from your job or school, and you choose to spend that time away from your home/town. Differs from vacation in that you are not taking extra time off from work/education, but are using the time off given to you to travel.

For the Thanksgiving holiday, I took a breacation to Pennslyvania instead of hanging with my extended family at home.

by Brad Slocum December 28, 2005

crab up the ass

an emotional state usually combining anger, annoyance, nervousness, or pain, in which the person is generally in a bad mood

She was acting like she had a crab up her ass after she didn't win the prom queen nomination.

by Brad Slocum May 30, 2005