Brad Slocum's definitions

punction

to break through or pierce something

I tried to puntion my skin but missed

by Brad Slocum May 12, 2004

blindlessly

recklessly, acting in a beligerent and often unsafe manner

Nigel charged blindlessly up the stairs

by Brad Slocum May 12, 2004

born with a silver spoon up the arse

When someone is overly snobbish or smarmy. The expression implies it is an everpresent part of their nature, ever since birth.

Alan was born with a silver spoon up the arse. That's why he has that accent and such....

by Brad Slocum December 28, 2005

hot beans

Exlamatory phrase to describe pleasure one feels due to pleasing/superior characteristics of something, in reference to the pleasure of consuming heated beans of whatever kind.
Often used by people who rebel against the mainstream'd phrase 'cool beans,' which seems to denote pleasure in comparison to unheated beans.

Friend 1: I just got the new _______ CD!
Friend 2: Hot beans! Cany you burn me a copy?

by Brad Slocum December 28, 2005

mapple

an insulting term for any Apple company product excluding the ipod (see iplod)

I hate how no public school can aford anything other than mapples

by Brad Slocum February 25, 2005

SAPA

Society Against Pointless Acronyms

S.O.L. is a pointless acronym for Standards Of Learning- the SAPA should be swooping in any minute now

by brad slocum March 12, 2004

lurkering

sneaking or stalking someone/thing;especially if you are a Zerg

kyle's lurkering around, I can hear his tentacles slithering

by Brad Slocum March 11, 2004