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punction

I tried to puntion my skin but missed
by Brad Slocum May 12, 2004
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blindlessly

recklessly, acting in a beligerent and often unsafe manner
Nigel charged blindlessly up the stairs
by Brad Slocum May 12, 2004
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iplod

an insulting term for any type of apple music device
dillon's an apple whore and got an iplod with "dillon murray master of the universe" laser engraved on it
by Brad Slocum May 13, 2005
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on time and on top

An expression, often used as a greeting, referring to one's status of punctuality, and also pleasure, as well as success.
Dude 2: "What shakin', man?"
Dude 1: "On time and on top!"
Dude 2: "Totally, dude! The party just started, like, a minute ago! And nice Mercedes, by the way. Who's the babe?"
by Brad Slocum July 8, 2006
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ionsulting

a word describing a not particularly insulting phrase
"your mom" is played out and ionsulting
by Brad Slocum May 13, 2004
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When someone is overly snobbish or smarmy. The expression implies it is an everpresent part of their nature, ever since birth.
Alan was born with a silver spoon up the arse. That's why he has that accent and such....
by Brad Slocum December 28, 2005
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crab up the ass

an emotional state usually combining anger, annoyance, nervousness, or pain, in which the person is generally in a bad mood
She was acting like she had a crab up her ass after she didn't win the prom queen nomination.
by Brad Slocum May 30, 2005
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