a woman who impersonates a man by binding her breasts and wearing men's clothing, wearing her hair short, speaking in a low pitch, and adopting a masculine demeanor
by Bozz Hawg April 06, 2004

12) Don't player hate, celebrate!
11) A player must be true to the game.
10) If she ain't down, she ain't worth it.
9) A true player always protects his investments.
8) If she ain't wearing a wedding ring, she's game. Until she says, "I do," she will!
7) If there's grass in that field, play ball.
6)Don't start shit. Finish it.
5)Don't be in it for the bling. Be in it for the Love!
4) Sometimes the best loving comes from the plainest packages.
3) Never pass on ass.
2) Don't get caught.
1) PLAYER'S DON'T FEEL! I player with feelings is like a redneck driving a Cadillac... it ain't happening!
11) A player must be true to the game.
10) If she ain't down, she ain't worth it.
9) A true player always protects his investments.
8) If she ain't wearing a wedding ring, she's game. Until she says, "I do," she will!
7) If there's grass in that field, play ball.
6)Don't start shit. Finish it.
5)Don't be in it for the bling. Be in it for the Love!
4) Sometimes the best loving comes from the plainest packages.
3) Never pass on ass.
2) Don't get caught.
1) PLAYER'S DON'T FEEL! I player with feelings is like a redneck driving a Cadillac... it ain't happening!
by Bozz Hawg June 03, 2004

by Bozz Hawg April 22, 2004

What you get when you eat a woman's coochie during her "monthly visit from Aunt Flo." See tuna sandwich.
by Bozz Hawg April 19, 2004

The publicity stunt that was Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez's alleged relationship. You knew that they would break up after "Gigli" because that movie sucked major ass.
What's up with J-Lo's gay man fetish anyway? First she marries a male dancer (and you know ALL male dancers prefer hot dogs to tacos). Then she allegedly gets engaged to Affleck!
What's up with J-Lo's gay man fetish anyway? First she marries a male dancer (and you know ALL male dancers prefer hot dogs to tacos). Then she allegedly gets engaged to Affleck!
You know Bennifer was a publicity stunt. Ben Affleck would NEVER cheat on his butt buddy Matt Damon, especially with a used-up skank like J-HO!
by Bozz Hawg April 15, 2004

a male prostitute equivalent to a high-class call girl; gigolos service wealthy women, as opposed to servicing homosexual men like most male prostitutes do
by Bozz Hawg June 04, 2004

someone stuck in the 1980's; wears clothes & hairstyle that was popular in 1986; listens to Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, Motley Crue, and Poison; drives a beat-up 1983 Pontiac Firebird (see hooptie) that barely runs
80's Guy has a mullet and wears a jean jacket and a "Warrant" t-shirt; 80's girl wears so mushc hairspray that she got helmet-hair, as well as WAY too much makeup
by Bozz Hawg April 21, 2004
