Joe: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Dave: I don't know.
Joe: None cuz they're all in the dark crying.
Dave: I don't know.
Joe: None cuz they're all in the dark crying.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Emo mug.Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at appearing "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "Show Off".
*Gina sees a woman beater selling breast cancer awareness shirts*
Gina: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there.
Gina: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Sir Pumpernickel mug.Failtard is a person who constantly trolls others in a futile attempt to look important, but fails miserably by making an idiot out of themselves instead. Failtard is a play on the words "Fail" and "retard".
Niles: I see you're still talking about me, Bobby. Makes you feel some self-worth, huh?
Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.
Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.
Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.
Niles: Not you too!
Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.
*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*
Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.
Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.
Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.
Niles: Not you too!
Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.
*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*
by Box Worm December 01, 2019
Get the Failtard mug.Drama Queen is one that's concerned with turning all personal issues they have with people into public issues (drama).
Al: Tim was a pretty good friend, until he decided that my sex life was everyone else's business. I have no tolerance for a Drama Queen.
Kate: I never liked Tim to begin with. I always thought he was fake.
Kate: I never liked Tim to begin with. I always thought he was fake.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Drama Queen mug.Troll - Psychological studies have shown that trolls tend to be male, have a higher level of intelligence, are very antisocial, and love to disrupt the status quo by seeking "atypical social rewards" through creating social mayhem & chaos...
Bob: I love Trump.
Deb: Go suck an egg. Trump is an idiot TROLL.
Scott: Hey now, don't be hating on trolls, mama.
Deb: Sorry hubby, but the idiot part is still true.
Bob: That's why he's worth over a billion dollars, right?
Max: Take him down!
Bob: Spoken like a true American...
Deb: Go suck an egg. Trump is an idiot TROLL.
Scott: Hey now, don't be hating on trolls, mama.
Deb: Sorry hubby, but the idiot part is still true.
Bob: That's why he's worth over a billion dollars, right?
Max: Take him down!
Bob: Spoken like a true American...
by Box Worm November 30, 2019
Get the Troll mug.Italian stallion is an Italian guy that is really hung, often used in reference to porn stars that are hung like the legendary Ron Jeremy.
George: Man that dude is really hung!
Lisa: And you're really gay, aren't you?
George: Yes I am.
Giuseppe: I'm an Italian Stallion.
Armando: Moo moo brown cow.
Lisa: And you're really gay, aren't you?
George: Yes I am.
Giuseppe: I'm an Italian Stallion.
Armando: Moo moo brown cow.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Italian stallion mug.The mainstream definition of Clean freak is someone who is excessively clean. The underground definition of a Clean Freak is someone who will crawl under a random dude's desk and suck his dirty cock til it's clean.
Bill: I see Dave got a promotion. He must really be kissing the boss's ass?
Jay: Nope, he's just a Clean Freak.
Jay: Nope, he's just a Clean Freak.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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